#fascinating aïda

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Look Mummy, No Hands (Fascinating Aïda cover) by Amanda Palmer from the album There Will Be No Intermission

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God bless Fascinating Aïda.

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🎟 Fascinating Aida

🏛 Lyric Theatre, Salford

📅 25 November 2023

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I Watched Two People Fascinating Aïda

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“So Sorry Scotland“ by  Fascinating Aïda

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FASCINATING AÏDA: THE RUDEST CHRISTMAS SONG EVER...? (2017; Fascinating Aïda)

This video does contain some rather strong language, just so you know.

And when it comes it brings good cheer: A season of goodwill and fun. And yet while most of us feel festive, Grinches out there just get restive And spoil it all for everyone. Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice, You’ll find that life is easier with this advice:

Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas. Take a tip from Santa’s elf. The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly, So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly. Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop. Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop. For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry, And try not to be a cunt. (’Cos Santa’s coming) Try not to be a cunt. (Look, there’s a reindeer.) Try not to be a cunt. C–U–N–T cuntity cuntity cunt!

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Fascinating Aïda's post-Brexit song - So Sorry Scotland