“Y’know, I feel sorry for poor Falkner. He’s really got it bad with his daddy issues. Maybe when he gets older and gets married, he’ll at least have a healthy relationship with his father-in-law”
*proceeds to give bird boy not one, but two fathers-in-law who would be more than happy to fuck his shit up if he so much as looks at his own wife*
((more incorrect nonsense incoming cause holiday family dinners start tomorrow so I’m undoubtedly gonna end up having a weeks-long flare up because no one ever answers “does this have x-trigger-ingredient” honestly and so I just know I’mma be unproductive af for a bit gang ))
((also no one asked and I know I’m in the minority here, but Koga’s the one who warms up to Falkner first but he enjoys making the boy fear for his live far too much. Surge has a harder time, but to his delight electric beats flying yk????))
