CUNTY VINTAGE DIVA TOURNEY - ROUND TWO
Fee Waybill
Robert Fripp
Vote for the artist you think is the cuntiest of all (or of the two.)
Fee Waybill (1950-) The Tubes - vocals Songs: "White Punks On Dope," "Prime Time" Defeated Opponents: Bob Seger Propaganda: "The Tubes‘ stage shows in the 70s were unlike anyone elses, including outrageous costumes, sex toys, parodies, comedy shows, references to movies, and choreography by Kenny Ortega (later of High School Musical fame)."
Robert Fripp (1946-) King Crimson - guitar; Giles, Giles and Fripp - guitar; session musician Songs: "Larks' Tongues in Aspic, Pt. 2," "21st Century Schizoid Man" Defeated Opponents: Tony Iommi Propaganda: "He was serving cunt. Vampiric, scary, Victorian dandy cunt, but cunt nontheless. In the early 70s he was constantly larping as Paganini/Jack the Ripper. 'I remember we bought him a load of clothes — and dressed him up as this sort of Jack the Ripper-type character. So, that’s how it started, with Robert scowling at the audience and playing these blistering, fast solos. It developed from there, I think, into playing with his back toward the audience and behind the speakers and all of this. It all came, really, from Paganini,' (Greg Lake about Fripp). He'd also wear fruity silk scarves and heeled boots alongside his weird Jack the Ripper getup." "He's an absolute diva. This quote speaks for itself: 'I was told that the Giles brothers were forming a new group and were looking for a singing organist. Since I was a guitarist who didn’t sing, I went along for the job,' (Robert Fripp). He was also well known for kicking out members of the band or breaking up the band on a whim." "Speed round: In 1974 he disbanded King Crimson because he thought the world was going to end and needed time to prepare. He's known for not giving autographs, but I've heard anecdotes of him complying but doing so extremely passive aggressively. He wrote a letter to Brian Eno asking to be paid in a brand-new dildo, 'going on to describe its sophistication and versatility,' and signed off as Meanie Mouth."
