#feeblefortuity

[epaego]

— for @feeblefortuity, from here

Although acquiescing to Feeble's claim would feel equivalent to conceding to both the existence of the supernatural and Eric's ex-wife's ability to command it, Peck supposes it would be one explanation for the man's astounding run of bad luck. He squinted at the wiry man, watching as he writhed in discomfort.

❛ You're telling me that your ex-wife's curse is the reason half the pages from the company's emission report vanished this morning? ❜

[maaskuline-a]

@feeblefortuity continued from here!

"...Ewww."

"What was that? Y' know what, on second thought, maybe go back to the complainin'—that was more you."

[burnlikeme]

oh my god ⚠ Eric, if you'd like

@feeblefortuity

bad presentation slides

[aonokumura]

@feeblefortuity continued from here:

"I--" Eric makes what can only be described as a high-pitched noise that is both fearful and inquisitive.

🌀 “Actually it’s more floating over your head than behind you at this point…”

“-but don’t worry, I’ll take care of it for ya!”

Cue a fiery explosion just above his hairline, without any warning whatsoever. 🐈‍⬛

[codenamejudas]

@feeblefortuity

Batting his eyes at Eric.

[oceanoecielo]

     closed starter for   ⟶   @feeblefortuity

   This sandwich place is a markedly less prestigious than Simon can afford, but he rather likes the simplicity of it.  He often finds himself bored of the showy places where the chefs and owners fail to realize how little they are actually worth.  He can tolerate quite a lot, but sometimes, someone on an ego trip can be a bit dull.

   He waits in line, rocking himself back and forth on his heels with his hands stuffed deep in his khaki pockets while he waits.  Nearby stands another man, looking tired and wearing the drab button-up shirt typical of middle-class office workers.

   Simon beams at him, intent on making some small talk while they wait.  He simply cannot tolerate going anywhere in complete silence.  “Hello!  What are getting, if you don’t mind my asking?  I’m partial to the prosciutto myself.”

[aces-rp-hub]

@feeblefortuity liked for a starter!

"Why, I see you in here quite often, don't I, Mr. Feeble? What is it that brings you in today?"

The physician grabbed his clipboard, getting ready to check off all the usual symptoms.

[anotherhumanpet]

~~for Felix, the mun behind @feeblefortuity and @polyesterpeacock, who does such a fantastic job of two muses who are criminally underrated. their humour for Larry is on point with Sierra's style back in the day, and there's a great balance between the cheesy bits and the underlying something-ain't-quite-right feel. and i just wanna hug Eric, like goddamn, he's trying his best to be a good dad despite everything~~

Say something positive about one of your RP partners in my inbox and I’ll @ them so they can see it! Let’s promote positivity!

Pspsps, Felix, you've earned some well deserved love and praise. Please come collect and know you are appreciated. ♥ (Apologies, I can't get the Eric blog to show up for pinging.)

@feeblefortuity @polyesterpeacock