Peter the Goblet
I was watching a crack video on Harry Potter and they got to the "Fera Verto" scene and I just realized PETER PETTIGREW WAS A LITERAL GOBLET AT ONE POINT
PETER THE GOBLET
JAMES POTTER AND SIRIUS BLACK WOULD HAVE PISSED THEIR PANTS
So imagine that Lily needs an animal to practice that spell and she finds this little rat being chased by her cat (hey it rhymes!) and tries it out.
And at the same moment the other three Marauders come down the stairs like, "Hey, have you seen Worm-?"
Then they see her about to cast the spell and Remus just about screeches, "SH*T LILY WAIT DON'T-"
But the spell is cast and Lily asks, "What is your problem?!"
Then they all have to explain (well, rather Remus explains while James and Sirius laugh their heads off) to a startled and bemused Lily that the rat she just Transfigured is in fact their friend and can she please turn him back?
"I don't see why you had to shout Peter's gotten into worse mishaps with Potter and Black before."
"Just yesterday we accidentally hit him with a Bludger at practice."
"Point proven."
"Exactly. The poor fellow has been through enough already. Leave him alone, for Godric's sake."
