#feral robert

[enderon]

I forgot to mention that Flambae and Robert's dynamic in the 'Feral Robert AU' becomes basically this:

Flambae, holding Robert back with a hand on the back of his neck: Don't worry. He does bite, but he's had all of his shots.

Robert, completely deadpan: No I have not.

The Z-team love siccing their feral little freak on people.

[tremendous-amount-of-ships]

It's 2 AM, but I've had a thought.

Touch starved Robert:

Robert is 100% touch starved, however he's also an awkward duck. He doesn't know how to just ask for a hug, he's practiced in the mirror but he's never been able to do it in person.

He tried to hype himself up by staring intently at different teammates, but couldn't get the words out so he would just silently walk away.

(It really freaked out the Z team, he reminded them of a cat the way that he just silently appeared, stared at them intently, and then just disappeared.)

Eventually, he accepts he'll never be able to ask so he comes up with the next best plan.

Sneak attack.

He didn't know who to try first, so he kind of stalked everyone and made a pros and cons list. (This also concerned everyone.)

He was debating between Phenomaman and Flambae, one was very warm, and the other could be easily convinced that this was just an earth thing.

It hadn't mattered, Sonar passed him in the hall in his full bat form. His fur looked very soft, and Robert couldn't resist. He jumped on his back, locking his arms and legs, and said nothing.

Sonar freaked the fuck out, but couldn't actually shake Robert off so he just slowly made his way through the office.

10 minutes later, Robert jumps down, dusts himself off, and leaves. He says nothing and refuses to answer any questions.

Eventually, it becomes pretty common to see a member of the Z-team wearing Robert like a backpack. (Robert was concerned about Prism but decided she's just as strong as everyone else and didn't see a problem.) She didn't have a problem, but there was the risk of ending up on her Instagram.

They figured out that this is how he hugs on their own, Robert still won't answer any questions about it. It's cool though, they like Robert and he's not very heavy.

They've learned that he bites though, but only if you don't share your food.

That's the end of my thought.

[masonxashxx]

Here, have 14 seconds of my favorite Flambert song. Full song under the cut.

Oh dove, just get in line

I know you want attention it won′t be mine

And I will tell you now, I'm not your type

I′m not the one for love just want the vibe

Think it's over now, when you lie and fall and

Cry, you wanna take my heart and take a drive

And I'm only out at night to feel alive

A fucking walking corpse, decayed for life-

Spending time alone at night, said you wanna

Spend ur life in lights, getting fucking high - like

City sky like a shining star were burning up

And would you rather fall in love with it or so I′m told

Damn it doesn′t matter now we're drinking till they′re closed

And would you rather fall in love with it or so I'm told

Damn it doesn′t matter now we're drinking till they′re closed

You trip and fall till you storm out don't call now I'm not around

Told you when I′m feeling scared but it′s the other way right now

Telling you weren't so prepared wondering where to go now

"Fuck"

And you should know, that it′s so cold

In this life I swear

Spending late nights all alone, is whatchu want?

Got hella notifs on ur phone, cause everyone

Love you but all you do is hate yourself

This feeling isn't brand new love my sound a cry for help

You′ll know when you get so damn cold

[catcatt0-o]

Chapter 8 of Phoenix protocol is out! Ngl this is how im feeling planning out my chapters. My ass is having too much fun world building so its taken me 8 chapters to do what i planned do to in 3

[masonxashxx]

My internet is down so here's a dumb picture of what I was working on until I get it back lmao

[tremendous-amount-of-ships]

If you don't mind, I have a quick thought to share.

De-aged Waterboy:

Something happens and Waterboy is turned into a kid, Robert is told to take care of him until they're able to fix him.

Flambae, who loves kids, makes Robert move in with him temporally. Flambae has actual furniture and knows how to cook.

The two of them are surprisingly good at it, they also make sure to check up on Waterboy's grandma. She loves them all and watches Herm while Robert and Chad are at work.

Anyway, right before Herm is fixed they have to fight some villain group, Chad holds Herm and lights people on fire from a distance while Robert fights like the feral mongoose he is. (I imagine his feral is ramped up because he's protecting Waterboy)

Z- team then notices that Waterboy, while still anxious is a little more sure of himself but also fights dirty now. Suddenly he's biting and kicking and the Z-team blames Robert 100%

Like, Look at what you've done, you've taken a perfectly good Waterboy and made him feral. Way to go.

Robert is not sorry about this.

End of my thought.