#ferda

[subtextsays]

Gonna tell all the kids this was Heated Rivalry

[smokey-ilya]

the ethical quandary of your birthday always falling in the second round of the stanley cup playoffs and wanting your hot captain’s cock deep inside you (he’s also your husband) and yet the superstitions make it impossible bc you have to Resist for the boys, for the Cup 😅

[smokingtigerhiddengun]

My official headcanon is that HR takes place in the Letterkenny/Shoresy universe because, my god, think of the crossover potential there...

Ronzy and Daxy get drafted as a duo by the same team and fucking LOVE the spotlight they're sharing as MLH's first gay husbands+teammates. Shane and Ilya run into them at a league function - Ilya is amused and intrigued by their freak, Shane is flustered and a little unsettled by it (but still kind of intrigued).

Wayne has some occasion where he meets Shane, and we get to see what happens when their neurodivergences interact.

Shoresy and a few of the other Blueberry Bulldogs get to play in an exhibition game with some other senior AAA guys, against Ottawa with Ilya as captain.

Ottawa FINALLY plays for the Cup and the entire Letterkenny crew road-trips to the final.

Glen of course joins them, decked out in team merch head to toe and wielding a big #HOLLANOV sign. He and his sign end up on the Jumbotron, #hollanov goes viral, and the Hockey Discourse™ around it becomes raucous (and toxic).

Win or lose, either way they hit the bar after the championship game with an ex-Irish who plays for Ottawa, meeting Shane and Ilya in the process.

At the aforementioned bar, some dickheads say some homophobic shit around the hockey baes. They were going to let it go, but the Hicks see this as a perfect opportunity to have a parking lot scrap because "homophobists are fuckin degens". Maybe the boys jump in, maybe they don't, but either way they insist on buying the Letterkenny crew a round of drinks.

Alternatively, rather than the Hicks curb-stomping the homophobes, Dax and Ron overhear and decide to get involved (mostly for shits n giggles), and they sidle up beside Shane and Ilya to do a little chirping. Their chirping is so hilariously brutal and so superfuckinggay that the homophobes fuck off to a different bar. The four become friends (or sexy friends if it's that kinda fic 😘).

[n2ter]

revisiting my hockey au bcoz ive missed him horribly

[puckingfabulous]

What a photo and what a fight. Iconic.

[tepli-mravenci]

[angry-velociraptor]

She will be 11 years old this summer. Queen.

[annieqattheperipheral]

My non-hockey irl friend just sent me this and yes yes you've been listening to me🫂 this is indeed the thesis of hockeyblr