May 15, 2020
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Since we don't get a Paralogue of us going to kill Bernadetta's asshole dad, how do you think it would go? What would be the unique conversations?
*Byleth approaches Ferdinand, Dorothea, and Bernadetta, the former two consoling a nearly hysteric latter*
Byleth: What’s happening, has something gone wrong?
Bernadetta: My life is over! OVER!
Dorothea: We’re sorry Professor, but we have a bit of an emergency on our hands.
Ferdinand: Indeed! That villain, Bernadetta’s father, has written, insisting that she come home at once.
Byleth: I see the problem...
Bernadetta: It’s horrible! Professor, please don’t make me go back! Please!
Byleth: Can’t you just refuse him?
Ferdinand: Unfortunately he has threatened to take her by force if she does not come willingly. It seems he is unwilling to take no for an answer.
Dorothea: we can’t let him get away with this! Professor, please, we have to do something!
Byleth: I agree. Rally the others. If he threatens Garreg Mach, He will be dealt with.
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Stage: Magdred Pass
Enemy Units: Five Swordmasters, Seven Warriors, Four Mages, Two Bishops, Five Cavaliers, One Enemy Commander (Paladin).
Victory Conditions: Defeat the Enemy Commander or Rout the Enemy.
Defeat Conditions: Bernadetta Falls in battle.
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Dialogue
Opening Dialogue
Bernadetta: Oh no, he’s here!
Lord Varley: Professor, how kind of you to deliver my daughter directly to me.
Ferdinand: She is not your to take you villain!
Lord Varley: I was not addressing you boy.
Dorothea: It doesn't matter which of us you talk to, we won’t let you take Bernadetta!
Bernadetta: I- I’m not going back with you father! Now j-just turn around and never come back!
Lord Varley: Well if you all insist on being unreasonable, Then I shall take what is mine by force!
If Ferdinand engages Lord Varley...
Lord Varley: Stand back boy! The Aegir family had no say over this matter.
Bernadetta: I think not. This is a matter of what’s right and wrong, and I shall not allow your villainy to continue!
If Dorothea engages Lord Varley...
Lord Varely: Ah, my daughter’s pet peasant here to teach me a lesson eh?
Dorothea: I’m going to enjoy this far more than is healthy.
If Bernadetta engages Lord Varley...
Bernadetta: I- I’m not scared of you anymore!
Lord Varley: Enough girl! You will fall into line now!
Bernadetta: G-g-g GO TO HELL!
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Post-Paralogue:
Bernadetta: It’s over. It’s done. He’s gone.
Byleth: Will you be okay?
Bernadetta: I think so. I mean, he was a monster, but he was still my father.
Dorothea: I’m just glad you’re okay Bernie.
Ferdinand: Indeed. You carried yourself well Bernadetta. I’m impressed.
Bernadetta: H- he had this on him. It’s an old treasure of our family. Professor, I want you to keep hold of it.
Byleth: Are you sure?
Bernadetta: I might want to use it later... but right now I don’t want anything that reminds me of that man again.
Dorothea: Oh Bernie...
Bernadetta: I want to.. I want to thank you guys. I couldn’t have done this without you all.
Dorothea: Oh Bernie, we love you! *she and Ferdinand both hug Bernadetta*
Bernadetta: AGGH! HUMAN CONTACT! HUST ESCAPE TO ROOM!
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Reward: 10,000 Gold. Dark Seal. Garamel’s Shield: A Shield that negates negative status effects.
Lorenz and Ferdinand in all of their interactions: Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well!
Lesbian Ferdinand and Miranda, The Tempest
Prospero: So…are you going to go see Ferdinand?
Miranda: God, dad! We're just friends!! Don't say it like that!
Prospero: Mhm, sure. I've seen the way you look at that boy, that's not how "friends" look at each other. Unless they're about to eat each other in a snow bunker…
Ferdinand est un taureau au grand cœur. Victime de son imposante apparence, il se retrouve malencontreusement capturé et arraché à son village d’origine. Bien déterminé à retrouver sa famille et ses racines, il se lance alors dans une incroyable aventure à travers l’Espagne, accompagné de la plus déjantée des équipes ! Découvrez la bande annonce sur http://lebazardestendances.com/ferdinand/
Ferdinand in the spring sun
This was so fun to shoot.