Improbable Ways Logi and Bjarg Have Sex
Since @ravenwritesstuff has jokes, @fericita-s and I got jokes too!
A collaborative list:
1. Like adults who've had an emotionally mature conversation
2. As functioning adults
3. After having a tender heart-to-heart about their childhood trauma
4. Sober
5. Exploring necrophilia
6. Bjarg still in troll form something something "rock hard"
7. After starting a new religion once he returns from the dead like a Nordic Jesus
8. After Kristoff emerges from the tattered remains of his Bjarg exoskeleton
9. In front of Tom Hiddleston - I mean, Loki - who set this all up as an elaborate prank
10. Bjarg is Baldur
11. Wandering Hearts is actually a modern AU that takes place during the 2020 Pandemic and is sex play between Anna and Kristoff that got out of hand after they drank too much
12. After an owl drops lube into Logi's lap
13. Three-way with Nadir
14. Someone says 'show me,' not even about sex, and they hump
15. Alva gets sick of their shit and locks them in a small storage shed until they bang it out
16. It's all a shared hallucination inside of Lost in the Woods, which is itself a shared hallucination when they sauna too long at Oaken's
17. Sex on the chest he is building her!
18. While neither one of them has ANY wounds from some dumbass attempt to run or fight something
19. With Elsa's blessing
20. During Anna/Logi's coronation
21. Without a bunch of thirsty fangirls eagerly reading every word like a bunch of salivating wolves
22. As they conceive half-troll triplets who grow up to become Arendelle's first pro-hockey players