Zack: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Aerith: I saw you.
Zack: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Cloud in a turkey costume.
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Zack: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Aerith: I saw you.
Zack: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Cloud in a turkey costume.
Cloud: Look, you have to treat a motorcycle like you treat a woman.
Tifa: Go on.
Cloud:
Cloud: ...No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.
Cloud: Time for plan G.
Tifa: Don’t you mean plan B?
Cloud: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Y/N: What about plan D?
Cloud: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Barrett: What about plan E?
Cloud: I’m hoping not to use it. Aerith dies in plan E.
Sephiroth: I like plan E.
Cid, putting a flashlight on the table: "Demon, if ya wanna eat my heart, turn on the light." Vincent: "Cid, could you please NOT do that?" Cid: "Sure." Vincent: "Thank y-" Cid: "Demon, if ya wanna eat Reeve's heart, turn on the light." Vincent: "CID!" -flashlight stays turned off- Cid: "If you wanna eat Reeve's soul, turn on the light." -flashlight turns on-
Reeve: "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Cid: laughing his ass off Vincent: looking pained, but stays quiet Cid: "Demon... hahah... demon. If ya wanna eat Reeve's soul, turn off the light!" -flashlight turns off- Reeve: "CID! THE FUCK!? DO YOU WANT TO GET ME KILLED!?!" Cid: "Relax. As if anyone could eat your soul." Vincent, still looking pained: "Chaos would like to have a word with the demon." Cid: "See? Nothing to worry. Chaos' probably scaring them off to keep us safe." Vincent: "... kinda." Reeve: "What do you mean 'kinda'?" Vincent: "... Chaos called dips and now wants to defend that." Cid: "..." Reeve: "..." Reeve: "I'm fucked..."
Rufus: Reno.
Rufus: Rude.
Rufus: Elena.
Rufus: And fellow associate.
Reno, whispering to Tseng: you guys had a fight didn't you
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Reeve: what?! youre not allowed to fuck my ex-wife!!
Vincent:
Reeve:
Vincent:
Sephiroth: did you miss me?
Cloud: how could i miss you, you never go away