Lysebian

Check pinned for my XIV fanfictions! FFXIV Sideblog for LesbxDyke. A place for me to spam reblog and post headcanons for my ships and shit. Antis and Minors DNI. 25+, Queer as all fuck (Mostly just wanted this URL) Credit to mydarlingedits for my Banner. PFP by me, posted over on Alphystims (my edit blog)!

[littlelordalphinaud]

Sometimes I write stuff!

My OC's Rentry

OC Spin Wheel (For if you can't decide which OC you want for a writing meme)

My Ao3

Published WIPs:

-in this war i'm on your side ('cause we both came from the same heart) - The Twins are the WoLs. (Sometimes referred to as 'Twin fic')

-Baby Mine Series - Y'shtola found a baby! Lyshtola series. (Sometimes referred to as 'Zizi Verse')

-One Word Prompts - A collection of oneshots about my WoLs and OCs based on one word prompts.

-Tumblr Prompt Fills - All of the prompts that I fill on Tumblr, set in one place on AO3 to be easily found.

-Raised Beneath the Waves - A series about Emet-Selch raising Minfilia in Amaurot. She then moves to the Source to live with Zenos.

This list will certainly grow!

Finished Fics:

-You Are My Sunshine - Lyshtola fluff fic.

-Precious - Estinaud smut fic

-The Touch Of Your Hand - Estinaud Weekend 2022 Day 1 (Vampires, Hands, Ceremony of Eternal Bonding)

-Tales of Loss and Fire and Faith - Estinaud Weekend 2022 Day 2 (First Time, Lyric: Tales of loss and fire and faith/Every word on our hearts engraved, Summer (swimming))

-Bravery - Estinaud weekend 2022 Day 3 (Quote 'As you wish my little lord', Mutual Pining)

-A Slimy Situation - Krile/Slime PWP. Noncon to con.

-When I Kissed The Teacher - G'raha/Alphinaud Teacher/Student chapterfic.

-Almost Whole - Emet-Selch/Friends WoL, Dead Dove noncon fic

-Good Enough - Nonsexual Caregiver/little Ydalyshtola. Y'shtola has a nightmare. One shot.

-Kinktober 2023 - All of my FFXIV Kinktober fills for the year 2023

-Dreams - Haurchmeric fluff piece for a gift exchange

-You're in Black Tie Tonight - Introspective Alphinaud piece about him being trans and autistic

-Not Yourself - Introspective Ryne piece about her dissociating and her link to prior Minfilia's.

This list will hopefully grow?

If any of my Works catch your eye, feel free to come ask about them!!!

[littlelordalphinaud]

Rewatched the trailer and got funny with it!

[achesspiece]

doing something miasmic to my brain right now

[achesspiece]

it's okay.... vuln stacks are vitamins for the warrior... 10 vuln stacks is yummy.... shake it off bloodletting thrill of battle holmgang... i will not die...

[achesspiece]

i also need to point out how small the screen is on this thing

[feralkwe]

hey chat no respectable fsh gives a shit if you buy your magic bucket. we are too busy managing our inventories to hold all our niche baits and screaming about intuition procs and fish rng to give a shit. we are not normal or well people, and we get joy out of this sickness. you should love yourself enough to not sit beside that evil frozen hole in coerthas.

assert your dominance over its foul existence and buy two so you can make a cool ass ring print for your wall.

it's a game. play it joyfully.

[feralkwe]

i mean some of us just spent 24 energy drink-fueled hours speedrunning from hole to hole because of the alignment of legendary fish windows. if ANY fsh has the audacity to give you shit for buying a fucking minion they deserve to have nothing but slipped fish eating their scrip baits.

[emcapi-gaming]

The Final Days were upon us. The fabric of our hellsite had begun to fray, its notes rent by reblogs and likes...

[emcapi-gaming]

apparently we successfully summoned zodiark

good work everyone

[ffxivheritageposts]

oh my god I can do this and not feel like a monster

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

[voidsentprinces]

Whats the largest you've ever undercut someone on MB either just because you wanted to get rid of the fucking item or "Jesus Christ a Cactuar Needle should NOT be 100k gil"?

1 gil (I just want it the top of the list even if the difference is negligible)

5 - 40 gil (It ain't much but its an honest living)

40 - 50 gil (Small but important difference)

60 - 500 gil (Let me just fuck around a bit)

500 - 5000 gil (We like to be silly)

5000 - 50,000 gil (I am here to destroy their entire ecosystem)

500,000 gil (Accidentally got RARE item but I ain't a bastard)

Millions...literally...Millions (I'm gonna crash the Dungeon Seedling Market)

Whats MB? Mmmbop shoop da do woo BOP! DIBA DAAA! DA DOOBOP!

I've never undercut in my life (Lies? In your house of Menphina?)

...I can't remember the last time I even posted to Marketboard

*looks at your clutter inventory* ...I don't think this poll is for you tbh

Voting ended onFeb 28

Negligible is another word that can kiss my ass. And what the fuck is its root? FRENCH! Of fucking course.

[ver-caster]

A tribute to The Lv1. The snowyscapes of Coerthas won't be the same without you, my friend.

[warrior-of-fight-or-flight]

His beef with Hancock is so funny to me I’m sorry

No spoilers please! I’m new to FFXIV and still in Stormblood

[6ooey]

bird minions!

[sexybritishllama]

ffxiv players will be like 'to learn how to play just read your tooltips 🙄 ' and then the tool tip for any given attack is like

Fuck Shit Up Invert the laws of space and time, dealing unaspected damage to all enemies in a straight line before you with a potency of 820 for the first enemy, and 56% less for all remaining enemies. Can only be executed while under the effect of Iliovasilema and Blood Moon and not under the effect of Blood Moon II. Additional effect: Grants 5 stacks of Proliferate Waldeinsamkeit. When cast while standing in the bounds of Thunder Field, stacks of Proliferate Waldeinsamkeit are consumed if available, reducing the MP cost of your next spell commesurate with your stacks of Dwindling Waldeinsamkeit. Maximum charges: 3 *Trying To Fuck Shit Up changes to Fuck Shit Up when requirements for execution are met.

[gaylittleancient]

Starry Muse's tooltip is very real and will hurt you

[hopskipandarump]

shoutout to astro tooltips, been horrendously bloated with redundant info since 3.0

[6ooey]

bird minions!

[ffxivxd]

More than 5000 years ago, the Allagan Empire sent scores of Miqo'te slaves to till the fertile lands south of Ilsabard. After numerous Umbral Calamities and centuries of war over territory and resources, only the Garleans and Corvosi had remained.

[voidsentprinces]

[eemamminy-art]

Hey? Don't do shit like this

You are recontextualizing my art to mean something else when you do this, and also erasing the fact that I drew it based on my fanfic!! Not some random ass other one!!! You don't get to decide what my art means, I'm alive and you're not an art historian!! Also you don't get to erase my fic by namedropping a different one that has fuck all to do with my drawing!

It is absurd how many times I have had this happen to me! And really sucks as someone who both draws and writes! I blocked the person in question who did this and I will block anyone else who does it!

Please advocate for artists and please don't act like their work is a springboard for whatever you want, a real person made it with thought and intention and it's not for you to reclaim or redefine as you see fit!

[dovalore]

yan!

[isayoldbean]

talked to y'shtola after the iconic 'little sun' moment to get her incidental dialogue and i can't stop thinking about this. what do you think was the worst one she ever heard

[ffxivxd]

Morbol Marquis are the ancestors to the common morbol. This horror was created by the Words of Halmarut, seeking to be master over flora. Their aim was to make the most fearsome ambulatory plant that ever existed.