(the apple of discord has actually appeared before in the phantom thief event. it was given to voyager for keeping at that time)
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(the apple of discord has actually appeared before in the phantom thief event. it was given to voyager for keeping at that time)
He’s not wrong
Distraught at the fact that Paris—the one dude that took down Achilles—is a fucking two star. Like thank you for being here but I'm waiting for you to be great,,?
Also we need more older servants "Throne of Heroes records people in their prime" go directly to hell Kama is in immense pain just give me a woman with wrinkles who can rip you to shreds goddammit
"records people in their prime" is just code for "we get to do whatever the fuck we want and say it's lore accurate" and any claim of otherwise was atomized with Zenobia. It tells you everything that one of the only times they've explicitly invoked that rule is when they're pre-emptively making excuses for how they took one of the most feared enemies of the Roman empire, a scholar and warrior queen who conquered so many territories she had an empire of her own that Rome feared would eventually destroy them if they didn't conquer her first, and made her entire characterization how she was defeated by Romans.
It's also very pathetic that the closest thing we have to a middle aged woman, let alone one above 50, is a character drawn by Riyo.
My issue with paris isn't his rarity, i think that's pretty fair when his only legendary act was with cheats, it's more that....he's not really a character, he's just a vehicle for Apollo. Pretty much everything he says and does is about Apollo (a character I should mention is never treated as anything more than a gag) including his valentine, SOMETHING YOU'D THINK WOULD BE MORE MEANINGFUL GIVEN THE WHOLE DEAL WITH HIS STORY. He also has no role in Atlantis that couldnt be achieved by replacing him with an inanimate plot device object, which is massively disappointing both because Paris fits the theme perfectly of underdog heroes achieving what legends couldn't, and how ya know...IT'S APOLLO AGAINST HIS CORRUPTED SISTER? HE DIDNT HAVE ANY MORE THAN A FEW "oh well" LINES ABOUT ARTEMIS????
Also weird how Artemis is a 4 star but her exact equal of Apollo is a 2 star. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. ...Oh well, Artemis is so shit as a unit by comparison that I suppose it's fine in that instance.
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