Asexual Arsonist

SUPPOSED to be Greek myth sh*tposting focused on Elpis n' co, but I am very easily distracted. Oh and I also refuse to cuss (without at least censoring it)

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

this is what i mean when i say "sniles so sneetly" btw

[onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

[raedical-cactus]

I love jealous John. Like don’t worry girl no one does a codependent situationship like you

[magn-animously]

Really sad and humbling for Parker how he didn't get to have a big came-back-wrong reveal :(

He was waiting for the reaction when Arthur would recognise him and see what had become of him, maybe even get a little spooked by how scary he looked now...!

But no.

Arthur's been through so much Parker is like, not even top 10 scary things he's seen nowadays.

"I came back from the dead!" Yeah? So did Arthur. Several times, actually. It's like a hobby to him at this point.

"I look really spooky now!" Too bad. Arthur can't see you.

[groundivy]

"throw the baby out with the bathwater" worst possible phrase to ever use in front of arthur lester

[winter-wise]

Edwin trying to call Arthur a dog only to get hit with the full Arthur Lester Calls You A Dog Experience. He may be the head of the mob but he does not have what it takes to go up against a man with a triple platinum record in calling people dogs.

[raliciel]

happy pride month to the gayest femcel in Chaldea

[raliciel]

happy pride month to the gayest femcel in Chaldea

[lettersonlyplease]

Branzy being REALLY good at fps games was not on my 2026 bingo card.

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

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[cranberry-branflakes]

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[possiblyhomer]

So... Spoilers for Threshold pt 3 but...

Are we all in agreement that Edwin and Jack have something going on?

[possiblyhomer]

Hey, you know how Malevolent series 2 is Threshold?

You know what lurks at the threshold? The Lurker at the Threshold. Aka Yog Sothoth.

You know who's the spawn of Yog Sothoth? Hastur.

All I'm saying is that it's time for Arthur to meet the parent

[possiblyhomer]

Finished Saints of Arkham

Yeah we're definitely getting the Yog

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[ceribl0ssom]

if deanthebean9 dies so do i

[ceribl0ssom]

so,

[catchymemes]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question