"Love" Advice?
Whitley: Jaune! Jaune, I need your help!
Jaune: (Via scroll, Grumbles) Whitley, it's 2AM in Atlas. Is everything oka-
Whitley: Oscar and Ruby are taking a "break"! Ozpin suggested they try dating other people!
Jaune: ...Whitley. No. Just no! Don't get tangled up in their mess.
Whitley: NO! Absolutely NOT! I LOVE Ruby, and I refuse to let this opportunity pass me by!
Jaune: Okay, then why are you calling me?.
Whitley: Because I... need your help. I need advice on how to... get her.
Jaune: ...I'm not helping you.
Whitley: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! I'm sorry! Poor choice of words! Not "get," per say, but... I need to know what kind of stuff girls like so I can woo her.
Jaune: Dude... I don't really know her that well. I mean, aside from weapons and cookies, I guess.
Whitley: Well, you have seven sisters, don't you? Tell me what they like!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: (Groans) Fine.
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Whitley: And I got you a rhinestone gun, to bedazzle your already stunning attire, an all-in-one multi-tool, to help you fix things around the house, and a pair of leather gloves, so you can look really cool while you ride your motorcycle... You do have a motorcycle, right? Anyways, are you wooed enough to date me?
Ruby: Ah... Whitley... This is... a lot. But Oscar and I have been making some real progress in working things out, so-
Emerald: (In a bombshell outfit) Hey, Ruby. Is Oscar ready for our date? I hope he wears that watch I got for him.
Ruby: WHAT?!
Oscar: I'll be just a minute, Emmy~!
Ruby: (Snarling, Puts on gloves) Whitley, on second thought, I think we'd make THE PERFECT COUPLE! (Hefts him) Let's go on a date RIGHT! NOW!
Whitley: OH~! I feel like THE GAYEST BOY in all of Remnant~!
Emerald: Have fun, you two~!
Ruby/Whitley: WE WILL!














