Nov 28, 2023
I want more final guys, I want like the stereotypical jock guy to come out on top
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I want more final guys, I want like the stereotypical jock guy to come out on top
Ultimate Final Guy
Ash Williams (Evil Dead)
Shaun (Shaun of the Dead)
Chris Washington (Get Out)
Andy Barclay (Child's Play)
Alex Browning (Final Destination)
MacReady/Childs (The Thing)
Broody/Hooper (Jaws)
Concept: Final Girls and Boys making Slashers lives Hell post-movie/franchise.
Sally teaches herself how to make chilly- really, really good chilly. Like, she butchers her own meat and grows her own herbs and such. She continues to follow Drayton around the country and beat him in ever damn chilly competition.
Laurie buys Smithsgrove (Yes, just straight up purchases the establishment) and decides the only food that is to be served to Michael is peas. All the other inmates get healthy, hearty meals every day but Michael just gets a big bowl of peas for breakfast, lunch and dinner. He also is to be stared at 24 seven- see how he likes it. He does not enjoy it.
Nancy becomes a dream demon post-Dream Warriors. 50 years later Jessie, Alice, Maggie and Lori follow suit (what a coinkidink). They summon up Mary Helena and Loretta too, and start an almost-all-woman 'Ruin All of Freddy's Plans' Club, where they literally do nothing together except assemble whenever he inevidably returns somehow to put him back where he belongs- in hell. (Side note- Jason is an honorary club member, and Pam advises occasionally)
(Assuming that the conspiracy theorists are correct and Stu survived) Sydney realises perfectly well that her story is getting away from her, that people are adding things to it and making it ridiculous because they weren't there, and decides that if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. She says publicly that Billy Loomis' penis was tiny, and Stu Macher is into wierd porn ("And I mean, its not like I've spoken to him recently but... do people really stop being a furry? And as for the feet stuff... I'd rather not comment."). She also sends Stu the occasional furry dildo or foot cream themed gift basket.
And during the time that Andy had Chucky's head in the wall... he made sure Chucky watched PLENTY of telletubbies. To the point that Chucky knows the show intimately; He knows all the telletubbies names, he has quotes up the wazzoo, he can even tell you what happened in specific episodes- and he loathes the fact. (It does give Andy a chuckle every now and then, though XD ).
The Final Girl Trope (Spoilers for Various Horror FIlms)
I have made it no secret that I love horror films, as well as other horror media like books, comics, and video games. I have also claimed that “The Final Girl” trope is one of my favorite overall tropes in storytelling. And it’s sort of true still to an extent. But what is the “Final Girl” trope? The title is usually given to the young woman who finds herself able to evade and possibly even…
Spooky season may officially be over, but can we talk about final guys for a minute? Like Ash from The Evil Dead and Randy from Scream... Like we all know final girls are a thing, but what would we classify the guys as?!