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Vet: your cat is too fat he is having breathing issues because of this

me: you mean he is the perfect amount of squishy to substitute as a pillow and it is completely normal for me to do so

Vet: what

me: what

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so goint through your blog i noticed that your panda synced to every single Abba song i was hearing and you can't realize how hilarious it was for me. i literally fell off my chair and my grandparents are worried about my sanity.

the panda is the dancing queen

young and sweet

oooooooonly seventeeeeeeeeeen

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No your real name.

man, bat

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Did you propose to your girl frind yet? :3

not yet ahaha

not at all scared and nervous ahahahahahahahaa

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I bet you're hot

i bet u r a qt

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Do you take submissions ?

yessiree bub

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Hey 'lil mama 'lemme whisper in your ear...

stop, it tickles

aha stop, stop

stop

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"don't. do. D-to the R-to the U-G-S wHAT"

Me trying to spread a healthy message to the our future generations