#firechiefjohn

[askthewachowskifam]

Hi, it's John from the Green Hills Fire Department again. What movie franchise do you guys prefer over the other?

Zootopia or Bad Guys?

*Sonic is licking the top of Shadow's head and listening to Shadow purr in contentment. He doesn't even look at the camera.* I'm gonna go with Bad Guys.

Mm. Agreed.

I find Bad Guys more fun than Zootopia.

Bad Guys is the more entertaining tale.

The racism and acceptance message of Zootopia falls a little flat.

Bad Guys is also not Disney.

And it has less copaganda.

*Sonic is practically vibrating with excitement.* FUCK THE POLICE!

*Tom just sighs.* Sonic, I am the police.

...except for Dad and Wade.

Shout out to Mrs. Wachowski for taking "fuck the police" literally. *Sonic and Shadow are trying to hold their laughter.*

...let's not go there.

[askthewachowskifam]

Hi, it's John again. Are there things that you'd want the fire department to have? Like, in terms of vehicles. I already have a full list of vehicles ready to go, but I'm happy to let you guys go first.

I don't think that's something to ask us about, that's probably something to discuss with the county.

I'm the sheriff, but I'm not in charge of these things. My job is to keep the town safe and clean gutters. You'd have better luck talking with the county. Sorry dude.

[askthewachowskifam]

Hi, I'm John. I am applying to be fire chief of your town. Anything you want me to know about? Any special hazards or particular considerations I have to keep in mind? I don't wanna be caught off guard, because I know Green Hills is surrounded by forests and mountains, plus there is a lake nearby.

The wildlife is definitely something you need to consider, we've got bears, coyotes, wolves, and moose among the more hazardous ones.

Look both ways before you cross a street, not just because of common sense, but because we have a population of 2 super fast alien hedgehogs and the other three can keep up just fine with the hedgehogs.

A lot of fires will be caused by our boys and Rouge. Call Tom if they are at fault.

Sometimes Cybertrucks will mysteriously explode. Just be prepared to do damage control if the trash can pretending to be a truck exploded near a building.

Special hazard: The population of 5 alien children and mysterious Cybertruck explosions.