Rouge, you should ask Sonic and Shadow for dating advice
That is not a terrible idea, Darling. *Shadow walks in the Mean Bean Café and orders a latte.* Ah Handsome, just the hedgehog I was looking for.
*Shadow turns to her and tilts his head.* Yes?
Take a seat, Hun. We gotta discuss something.
*Shadow growls and sits down.* Stop being so cryptic and tell me what you want, Bat.
Well, humor me a little, Handsome. How did you and Blue get together?
I will be completely honest with you, Rouge, I have no idea. When we first met I was trying to kill him, then I almost killed Tom, we fought a little and then I asked him to kill me.
*Rouge raised a brow.* Does anyone in Blue's family have a normal love story?
You'd have better luck asking Tom and Maddie for advice. Do not under any circumstances ask Rachel for advice. She chased Walters and her spouse down with a golf kart on her wedding day and that was apparently enough to have the guy fall in love with her.
I'm not asking Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski to give me dating advice to date their son. Are you crazy? *Rouge exclaimed, looking at Shadow with an incredulous expression on her face.* What about Stone?
Stone's previous love life was a one-sided attraction to the Professor's grandson who was an annoying, self-centered dickhead. You do not want dating advice from Stone.
Sheesh you don't mince your words, do you? *Rouge said as she winces from the harshness in Shadow's words. Shadow simply shrugs and takes a sip of his latte.*