#fireproofgames

[fauvestictragedy]

If you play The Room and didn’t cry over A.S, who were you?

I’m too scared to give y’all context to the third image because he’s on my Tomodachi Life island and married someone and it’s now a crackship with me and some pals.

[beepbeepdespair]

me and the besties summoning tmp3 into existence

[beepbeepdespair]

i dont have context for this. just take it

[beepbeepdespair]

me: *very eager to cosplay a.s. but realising that id just look like a generic victorian gentleman so wondering what i can do to make it more obvious its him* AHA i can hold some null crystals

me: *remembering that those are hideously dangerous in-game but knowing i have no other options*

[beepbeepdespair]

ok but what if a.s. and the protagonist have the same vibes as albert and arthur from rdr2. think about it

a.s. after the protag has beaten the shit out of the craftsman in an au or something: "my saviour oh my god how did you know how to do that i love you" *simp mode*

the protag, now having a kill count of three that will probably increase in the future: "...uh"

[beepbeepdespair]

these spot the difference games are getting too hard now

[beepbeepdespair]

ok so you know in tma when they make fun of jonah magnus by calling him jimmy magma or whatever. well i decided to try and find some silly names for a.s. to (affectionately) make fun of him with and ive got some bangers

autism supporter

absolute simp

ah shit (pretty good summary of his life)

all star (headcanon: in a modern au he'd love shrek)

ant soup (yum /j)

agonising suffering (another good summary)

adult swim

about surviving. mood

australian shepherd

arnold schwarzenegger

alto saxophone

always sobbing. mood again

aperture science. perfect

and my personal favourite

automatic sprinkler

[beepbeepdespair]

HI i just wanna talk about the room for a second because its on my mind. specifically a.s. and the protagonist, who i have personally named arthur shaw and jonah folkestone (prepare for many more headcanons in this post lmao). i keep thinking about an au where arthur somehow comes back (ok ill admit it im totally in denial) and well. i might ship them just a little bit alright it just has angst potential. think about it

theyre friends but not particularly good ones. arthur repeatedly asks jonah for help with his research but is ignored. by the time jonah decides to help arthur is already trapped in something much bigger than he can comprehend. he follows arthur through this hellish maze hoping that he can catch up to him and make amends, only to find him dead. not only dead, but having died entirely for him after years of not speaking, and the guilt that that must bring. managing, against all odds, to get him back. finally having the chance to apologise and realising that arthur doesn't regret a thing and doesn't hold anything against him, even though he almost wants him to. escaping together, after everything, and refusing to lose each other again. and finally, with their relationship, giving a big fuck you to the norms of their society now that they barely matter to them anymore, as they have seen much, much further beyond