#fishieswag

[whyamisweaty]

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Please teach this child that fishing is not just for old dudes in their 80's who have nothing better to do. Teach him that fishing is Hardcore and Exciting and Fun. Otherwise, I don't know. Maybe when the weather's nice Dipper just likes hanging out on the boat for the sake of hanging out on the boat. Haru's nice company, whether or not you actually enjoy fishing.

[ibukitten]

"BUT WHAT IS IT?! Why can’t I touch it?!" 

[ ♬ ]—— "No buts! If you touch it, you'll die! No pot for you!"

[ibukitten]

care to join me?

22. Smoking some pot

[ ♬ ]—— "N O P E! ABSOLUTELY DENIED!!! You're not touching that stuff until you're old enough to stop being cute! Ibuki's orders!!!"

[rushifua]

Sanctuary {CA War | Closed: Haru }

fishieswag

Absolutely everything going on in this city was madness. What she eventually considered a paradise from the hidden hells of Mitakihara has developed into something worse then she could ever imagine. The sector she used to live in had become ravaged with a plague thanks to that sector's Disaster Master. It was only a stroke of luck that the Diaster Master for Sector 4 was more forgiven.

So here, at the border between the sectors, she made a stand. Handgun loaded and in hand. Along with a few grenades ready to be used. Motorcycle parked by her in case she needed to escape. Here, she could guarantee the survival of anyone who could have made it this far. Able to gun down the infected that would try to spill over into this side. It was the very least she could. 

Peering down the road, she could see a boy. Behind him would be a few infected. From what she could see, he appeared unarmed. And the distance was sizable. But if she could save one life, it would mean something. It would be something Madoka would be enjoy to hear about.

Halting time, she sprinted down the road as fast as her legs would bring her. Aiming the desert eagle at the skulls of the infected. Bullets frozen in time, lined to put the dead to rest. Placing a hand on the shoulder of the boy, which would give him awareness of what was happening in the frozen time.

"We don't have time, move."

[seraphaithless]

accent!

10/10!

HERE COMES MY CRAPPY VOICE ACTING!

[psihomerun-blog]

{ hey!! i'm just curious, but what the the other M do to samus' character? i've heard a lot of bad things about it, but i've never really looked into it cause i never had the time.;; }

Ooooookay. Time to do this.

Metroid: Other M has a lot of problems in its story. (Side note, Team Ninja isn't at fault for that, that's all on Nintendo's side of development.) Glaring plot holes like what seems to be an important plot point literally being dropped, disregard for the game that took place ahead of it in the timeline, Samus not having her upgrades because she's not authorized to use them until told (even the "suit that stops you from being on fire" while she's on fire), a rush of information at the very end of the game, and so on. But Samus' character takes the worst hit. Apart from the addition of (non-rocket) platform heels to the Zero Suit for no discernable reason, Her backstory is "expanded" on, badly. She talks in this game, a lot, and her delivery is always either "emotionless teleprompter" or "sobbing teenager".

The bad characterization is shown quite well in Samus' blatantly ridiculous reaction to Ridley, who she's fought and defeated four times already by this point (whose return, incidentally, along with that of the Metroids is handwaved by the harvesting of debris left on Samus' suit after Ridley and Baby died respectively in Super Metroid, despite the fact that the same game shows that the people cloning them had access to live DNA of the Metroids).

There's also a long sequence postgame where (apart from the postgame's inexplicable return of Phantoon from Super Metroid as the game's true final boss) Samus apparently willingly decides to conduct her escape from the self-destructing Bottle Ship in the Zero Suit, when she would be fully capable of reactivating it. Why would she impair her defense and speed in such a critical moment? Because she was being directed by a guy who wanted to see her running around in a skintight suit is why.