#fitz keefe

[thelordhunkyhair]

Dex: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. 


Sophie: What if it bites me and it dies!? 


Fitz: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Sophie, learn to listen. 


Biana: What if it bites itself and I die? 


Keefe: That’s voodoo. 


Tam: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 


Sophie: That’s correlation, not causation. 


Biana: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? 


Keefe: That’s kinky. 


Dex: Oh my God.

[thelordhunkyhair]

Sophie: Why are your tongues purple?

Keefe: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Fitz: I had a red one.

Sophie: oh

Sophie:

Sophie: OH

Dex:

Dex: You drank each other's slushies?

[thelordhunkyhair]

Foster: Anyone d- 


keefe: Depressed? 


Fitz: Drained? 


Biana: Dumb? 


Dex: Disliked? 


Foster: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

[thelordhunkyhair]

Fitz: We need a distraction.

Sophie: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Keefe, whispering: My time has come

[thelordhunkyhair]

Fitz: What did you guys get in your yearbook?


biana: 'Prettiest Smile'


Dex: 'Nicest Personality'


keefe: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'


Sophie: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

[thelordhunkyhair]

Keefe: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Sophie: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Fitz: In that case, we're definitely lost.

[thelordhunkyhair]

Keefe: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Sophie: The car takes a screenshot.

Fitz: For the last time, get the fuck out

[thelordhunkyhair]

*The squad right before sophie's wedding*
Dex: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Biana: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
lihn: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
keefe: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Fitz, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE