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But what about those little muggleborns who went to private school and actually learnt Latin

Though, if the next doctor is a man then they’re going to have to fit him in Jodie‘s clothes

An actual conversation I had yesterday...

Sister, 20: *said very seriously* if you leave chickens alone together, like in a colony, would they eventually learn how to breathe fire?

Me: o_O

Our mum: o_O

Sister: I mean, they descend from dragons so they should be able to breathe fire

Me: o_O

Our mum: o_O

Our mum: you do know that dragons don’t exist and never have?

Me: they were actually made up by olden times people when they found dinosaur bones

Sister: ok, but dinosaurs breathed fire

Me: err, no, they didn’t

Sister, talking to our mum: you should know, you were around then

*laughter, since this is a running joke in our family*

Our mum: haha, very funny

Me: fun fact! Eggs are chicken periods!

I am cold

Reblog if you, a fellow human, are also cold

I think the reason names are getting weirder is ‘cause we hate everyone we’ve ever met and we don’t want reminders

and we can’t use the names of the people we do like ‘cause they’re still around and it’d get confusing

Having not read ACOTAR series YET, (I think) I already know (despite trying to avoid spoilers):

Rhysand is hot and in love with himself

But he also loves Feyre (they’re mates)

Tamlin is a dick

Rhysand crashes Feyre’s wedding to Tamlin

Rhysand made Feyre fight for her wedding ring

Feyre is a High Lady

Ianthe sucks (but it stopped Feyre from marrying Tamlin)

Tamlin locks Feyre up and her magic makes her go almost insane

Smut

have i got any of these correct? (though the last one is probably a given)

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