#fl.tnct

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the gang's all here

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gotta ask 24 for everyone, bc it's on brand 🫡

- Scrim and DW would both order some truly frightening cheeseless pizza. Thin crust, Large, garlic parm sauce, probably with anchovies and various other mixed meats. Might add banana peppers for the pickled taste, mushrooms also. Scrim is better at ordering this than DW is but they both tip fantastic.

- Ruth and Rosie are classic half cheese half pepperoni heads. Medium, hand-tossed crust, they'd want to hold the garlic crust because neither can stand getting it on their fingers. Their aide would have to order for them. Good tippers.

- I think the Censustaker is a classic spinach, feta, mushroom and tomato type. Knows what she wants but will still ask if you're running any specials and might order extra food if she can get it for less. Tips 15%. The Tiger would just share a slice with her but Pizza doesn't really agree with him.

- The Poet struggles to order a pizza because he cannot lie and must do so in haiku syllabic structure. It would end up being a Supreme (pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, bell pepper & onion), but he would refuse to call it a supreme. He would spend as little money as possible and would round up to the nearest whole dollar to tip.

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1 for everyone? (i am an Ice Cruncher and want to find my kin)

The Scrimshander: Absolutely an ice cruncher. It comes from a very cold latitude, and has been munching ice since it was little. Its jaw is well adapted for crushing, so it was a good way to get it to chill out (pun intended) as a kid. Because they're the exact same person, DW is the same.

Ruth & Rosie: Neither of them particularly like ice in the first place, and Ruth's jaw has the tendancy to pop out of place if she bites down on something too hard, so ice crunching is kind of a no-go for either of them.

The Censustaker: CT will crunch some ice here and there, but she's just as likely to keep it in her cheek like a jawbreaker. For some reason.

The Tiger: Struggles to keep the dang thing in its mouth, but it will bite it if nothing else.

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For the tiger: 23

For the census taker: 14

For Ruth: 5

23: The tiger has a notch on the very tip of its tail, presumably where it lost the very tailtip. It has offered various stories for how this happened, many of which involve one of the other, considerably larger tigers biting it off, but in actuality, when it was a joey, it accidentally got it caught in a rat trap and a doctor had to amputate the very tip.

14: The Censustaker does sleep, despite what some may say. Her preferred sleeping position hasn't changed in the last few hundred thousand years — curled up on a soft fur mat. She doesn't move around too much, but she absolutely snores. She is a morning person.

5: Ruth and her sister were really into fig newtons when they came out. Their mom would order them from the surface and send them some at least once a year. Its been close to that since the last time she's had one, so if anyone has any good hookups...

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Three for the Census Taker (Number between 1 and 100)

"7."

She answers instantly, and without hesitation.