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i can't jump but i still love bandwagons yeehaw no nuance allowed

Which is the WORST to have a situationship with?

The Sixfinger'd Scrimshander

The Sixfingered Scrimshander

The Leftmost Twin

The Timid Translator

The Guiltridden Butler

Voting ended onOct 2, 2025

Propoganda:

★ The Sixfinger'd Scrimshander is a 11,006 year old time-blind and also visually-blind disabled alien Licentiate prone to bouts of psychosis and starvation-fueled rampages. It is occasionally a 13 ft tall freakass monster. Earnest as it is annoying, its memory is highly context dependant. It can play the banjo, do small home repair, competantly design but NOT operate a zubmarine, and create elaborate sculpture. Non-monogamous.

☆ The Sixfingered Scrimshander is a 30 something half-blind shithead thief who makes most of its money as a wrestling heel. No way to avoid its roommate, the original villian. Emotional intelligence of a sledgehammer and mean on purpose. Bad liar. Entertaining to watch others beat its ass.

♥︎ The Leftmost Twin is a mean lesbian cunt and the left half of a set of conjoined twin performers, the rightmost of which is recently deceased. Nonspeaking, but if you can sign she's a firecracker. Currently more focused on vengeance than romance. Not afraid to splash drinks in your face the second you say something that irritates her. 13 or so pet birds.

♣︎ The Timid Translator feels almost mean to include bc they're honestly a sweetheart but they go everywhere Ruthie does so here they are. They're mostly just too scared to initiate anything really. Their brothers are haunted.

♠︎ The Guiltridden Butler is a true gentleman's gentleman; a skilled and dedicated master butler who really did kill that guy on purpose. In his late 30s, despite his warrant having been in effect since a week before London fell, he is patient, attentive, deliberate, and unforgivable in the eyes of god, and he knows it.

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the gang's all here

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decided Sybil should be fatter

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👜 for Sybil

- Linguistics Textbook (dogeared, bookmarked, written in)

- Flask of Laudinum (but not FOR laudinum, peppered with three sets of related fingerprints)

- Cocaine (prescription dose, one must trust the bond between doctor and apothecary because they sure as hell cant read it)

- Matchbook (you never know)

- Ruth's Chair (rarely without her)

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gimme #14 for everyone you wanna do it for 👀👀

14. Two things you MUST keep in mind when working with [OC]?

Scrim: 100% the two biggest things I have to keep in mind for Scrim (and all iterations of it) is that it its memory is context dependant — it can't sense the passage of time, so chronological dependancies will ALWAYS be lost, and determining if it can remember/act on something in a given moment must be filtered through that lens; and it is effectively blind. When writing it, I have to be especially mindful of its other four senses and what in a scene would be especially notable to it, especially touch, smell and sound.

Laith: I'd say for Laith is the fact that he has been a professional master butler for the better part of two decades (before all the shenanigans began) and he is good at it, AND that he sees himself as fundamentally, irrecoverably evil, and this colors the kindness he is desperate to show others.

Ruth: For Ruth, it is vitally important to keep in mind that she will never, ever speak aloud, no matter what, and that she is a deeply confident person. Despite her dependance and disabilities, she is at her core ruthlessly self-actualized and knows exactly what she wants, she is not insecure about asking for it.

Sybil: Sybil is on their last semester before they can graduate and has never, in their entire life, failed at anything. This has only ever made them more afraid.

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gotta ask 24 for everyone, bc it's on brand 🫡

- Scrim and DW would both order some truly frightening cheeseless pizza. Thin crust, Large, garlic parm sauce, probably with anchovies and various other mixed meats. Might add banana peppers for the pickled taste, mushrooms also. Scrim is better at ordering this than DW is but they both tip fantastic.

- Ruth and Rosie are classic half cheese half pepperoni heads. Medium, hand-tossed crust, they'd want to hold the garlic crust because neither can stand getting it on their fingers. Their aide would have to order for them. Good tippers.

- I think the Censustaker is a classic spinach, feta, mushroom and tomato type. Knows what she wants but will still ask if you're running any specials and might order extra food if she can get it for less. Tips 15%. The Tiger would just share a slice with her but Pizza doesn't really agree with him.

- The Poet struggles to order a pizza because he cannot lie and must do so in haiku syllabic structure. It would end up being a Supreme (pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, bell pepper & onion), but he would refuse to call it a supreme. He would spend as little money as possible and would round up to the nearest whole dollar to tip.

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1 for everyone? (i am an Ice Cruncher and want to find my kin)

The Scrimshander: Absolutely an ice cruncher. It comes from a very cold latitude, and has been munching ice since it was little. Its jaw is well adapted for crushing, so it was a good way to get it to chill out (pun intended) as a kid. Because they're the exact same person, DW is the same.

Ruth & Rosie: Neither of them particularly like ice in the first place, and Ruth's jaw has the tendancy to pop out of place if she bites down on something too hard, so ice crunching is kind of a no-go for either of them.

The Censustaker: CT will crunch some ice here and there, but she's just as likely to keep it in her cheek like a jawbreaker. For some reason.

The Tiger: Struggles to keep the dang thing in its mouth, but it will bite it if nothing else.

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For the tiger: 23

For the census taker: 14

For Ruth: 5

23: The tiger has a notch on the very tip of its tail, presumably where it lost the very tailtip. It has offered various stories for how this happened, many of which involve one of the other, considerably larger tigers biting it off, but in actuality, when it was a joey, it accidentally got it caught in a rat trap and a doctor had to amputate the very tip.

14: The Censustaker does sleep, despite what some may say. Her preferred sleeping position hasn't changed in the last few hundred thousand years — curled up on a soft fur mat. She doesn't move around too much, but she absolutely snores. She is a morning person.

5: Ruth and her sister were really into fig newtons when they came out. Their mom would order them from the surface and send them some at least once a year. Its been close to that since the last time she's had one, so if anyone has any good hookups...