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they were playing that david bowie space song in the dining hall earlier and i was like its a pity becky isnt here but then i remembered you probably have the david bowie space song on ur ipod

>implying that there is only one david bowie space song

#david bowie #jay #flat-ness #answered #.txt

"she was built like a brick shithouse but had the face of tinkerbell's cousin and the personality of a thirteen-year-old drunk on stolen liquor"

im a BRICK shitHOUSE

10/10 spot on for both my personhood and your diction

tell me how you’d describe me if you were an author writing a book with me as a character

#ask box meme #these are going on my testimonials page #flat-ness #answered #.txt

assumption: you are trash fucking garbage

sorry did u mean to put this in ur own ass box (OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

send me an assumption about me and i’ll confirm/deny

#maxride trash #flat-ness #answered #ask box meme #.txt

heyyyyyy

1. First impression: Probably like 10x cooler than me and not as trash.2. Truth is: Only slightly less trash and a total nerdlord3. How old do you look: Like 14 tbh4. Have you ever made me laugh: Definitely. Like a lot.5. Have you ever made me mad: Not ever like really truly mad. You frustrate me sometimes but I never really get mad at you.6. Best feature: All of them7. Have I ever had a crush on you: Like a friend crush where I just really wanted to be your friend.8. You’re my: Trash friend9. Name in my phone: Eridan Dark'ness Dementia Raven Jay10. Should you post this too? Sure idk man. Do what you want. You are a strong independent trash person who don't need no Patterson.

flat-ness

#;out of canines #shenanigans with #jay #flat-ness