Flekk’s Song [I Don’t Like Me Anymore]
[Sung to the tune of 'I Don't Like Me Anymore' by NOFX]
♪ One morning I woke up, scratched my balls and eyes,
I looked into the mirror, and got a big surprise –
I don't know who this Asura is, but I've seen his face before –
A face I don't want to have to face; I don't think I like me anymore.
When I patrol my district, people seem to dart away;
I wish I could remember all the shitty things I say.
Then one day I heard Makkai say something I've never heard before –
'You've done so much for me; I love you'...but does she like me anymore?
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore!
Here comes Nakkt's groupie whores, I don't like this anymore!
I've heard this story twice before; I don't like me anymore!
My krewe's acting ‘hardcore’, do they like me anymore?
Was it something that I've done, was it something that I've said?
Now was I blackout drunk? Did I dropkick someone's head?
I turn on the TV, and I don't like what I see;
There's an old Peacemaker acting like a jerk and that jerk looks a lot like me!
Someone lock the door, I don't like me anymore!
Here comes Nakkt's groupie whores, I don't like this anymore!
I've heard this story twice before: I don't like me anymore!
My krewe's acting ‘hardcore’, do they like me anymore?
Catastrophe uncertain, Nakkt broke my light, I tore his curtains.
Disorganized – forgot to lock the door...
Drag me 'cross the floor, I don't like me anymore.
I'm bruised, bloodied, and sore, I don't like me anymore.
My krewe says they like me; that's three out of four.
A never-ending story, a filibustering bore!
Shout a drunken roar, I don't like me anymore!
Why does being nice to others feel like such a chore?
I'm a drunk old sod, the booze makes up my core;
A sober fact I wish I can ignore...I don't like me anymore. ♪