Apr 13
I did a bunch of Lilies doodles using different brushes!!
I was going through a rough patch for a second n started doodling my coping mechanism. Also!! Lilies n his two spitter slugcats! Worm(purple) n Floozy(blue)!!
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I did a bunch of Lilies doodles using different brushes!!
I was going through a rough patch for a second n started doodling my coping mechanism. Also!! Lilies n his two spitter slugcats! Worm(purple) n Floozy(blue)!!
"How Adler Saved Kringlemas, part three," your hostess announces as she gets cozy and opens the book. "By Typeandkey, with tampering by Tegerio. I can't wait to see what those mad lads have got in store for us this time! There's a mark here indicating some sort of transition for this chapter. Looks like it's a metrical shift. Poggers! Such technical virtuosity! These are DEFINITELY the same brilliant minds that were behind that pumpkin programme."
Adler gawked down at the lowfolk domain: No castles, no moats, just some cul-de-sacs plain. Yet every window glowed warm as a spell, And streetlamps wore halos of soft caramel. He’d mocked their machines and their microwave ways, But from reindeer height it looked… worthy of praise?
“Where now?” he barked, clutching gifts at his sides. Kathy tapped parchment. “The magick decides. I steer, you read; the deer know where to dart— Kringlemas pulls us to each house by heart.”
The night blurred to montage of roof, chimney, poof! Stockings bulged quiet beneath every hoof. One gift, sometimes two—never gaudy or grand: A carved wooden train or a doll sewn by hand.
Adler frowned. “This is it? Just one toy per tot?” Kathy smiled softly. “It’s not what they got, But that someone noticed they tried to be kind. A whistle, a nod—and that’s all they need find.” Adler’s paw strayed to the whistle he carried, And admitted it doesn't take much to be merry.
Then came young Bill—bully, terror, and brat. Adler sneered, “Coal for this one, and that's that!” Kathy’s eyes twinkled. “And a switch of thorns— Spare the rod, spoil the child; or so the book warns.” Adler’s tail swished in approval most glad; At last, a tradition that wasn't half bad!
Next: little Wendy, whose sole wish was plain— One hug from the Kringle; no dolly, no train. She slept on the couch, with small fists to her cheek; Adler knelt, and he whispered. She woke with a squeak. Arms flung round his neck with a fierce, sleepy squeal— “I wished and I wished, coz I knew you were real!"
Adler’s throat tightened; his heart went all soft. He poured her some water, tucked her in with a cough, Touched the side of his nose—up the chimney he went… And found the roof silent, the reindeer all spent. No Kathy. No laughter. Just moonlight and dread, And cloven-hoofed footprints in fresh-fallen red.
Scene shifts—now we follow poor Kathy-Slough Drew To a rotting old park where the joy went askew: “Kringle’s Elf Grotto,” a decaying fun-ride Now a shrine full of spite, dark as midnight inside. Robotic fake elves dressed in suits of mildew Jittered and sparked, wired to torment on cue.
Kathy bound tight to a tinsel-draped chair, While broken PA speakers bleated despair. A voice, sickly sweet, cruel as wintergreen fog, Baa’d mockery down, just like poisoned eggnog:
“I've captured the Kringle’s pet yew-man at last— You truly thought loyalty to him would last? He kidnaps our kin, chains them to bench and vise— Tonight Frostheim falls! The greed-festival dies.”
From the shadows: A ewe in black velvet and thorns, Eyes glowing green as decayed candy corns. See her curled horns and her smile harsh as sleet— The lost Lana Lynne, now Unseelie complete!
(Your hostess pauses. "Oh crud, there's musical notation here. I never agreed to sing! And what's this mean, to the tune of Oogie Boogie's song? Am I supposed to know that?")
Lana: "Well, well, well, what have we here? Kathy-Slough, huh? Ooh, how very cute! So you're the one I’ve been chasing all this time? Ha, ha, ha, ha!
You're joking, you're joking! I can't believe my eyes! You're kidding me, you gotta be, This can't be the right spy!
She's homely, she's ugly; I don't know which is worse! I might just flip my wool now If I don't die laughing first.
When Lana Lynne the Floozy says There's trouble close at hoof, You'd better pay attention now I’ll give you lots of proof!
And if you aren't shaking, There's something very wrong! 'Cause this will be the last time You hear my floozy Song! Woah"
Animatronic Elves: Woah
Lana: Woah
Fake Elves: Woah
Lana: "I'm the only Lana Lynne!
Well if I'm feeling antsy, and I've nothing much to do, I might just grab a few thumb screws and a hot poker too. And don't you know the one thing that would make me feel so nice? The Kringle’s little errand girl for me to slice and dice!
Whoo-hoo. (whoo-hoo!) Whoo-hoo. (oooh!) Whoo-hoo. (yeah!) I'm the best floozy there is!"
Kathy: "Consider what you’re doing here, You know that this is wrong, Just untie me and release me. We can laugh and end this song!"
Lana: "You're joking, you're joking! I can't believe my ears! Would someone shut this bimbo up? I'm drowning in my tears!
It's funny, I'm laughing; You really are too much. And now, without permission, I'm going to do my stuff…"
Kathy: "What are you going to do?"
Lana: "I'm going to do the best I can.
Oh, the sound of breaking bones To me is music in the air Because I’m an angry floozy That plays with lots of flair.
It's much more fun, I must confess With revenge on the line You got me then, it’s your turn now, Isn’t that just sublime?"
Kathy: "I’m sorry, just come to your senses before this goes too far!"
Lana: "Oh golly, you're something! You put me in a spin! You aren't comprehending The position that you're in.
It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Lana Lynne the floozy, And you are going nowhere!"
"A cut above a FLOOZY, and no better than a STRUMPET" allegedly Queen Elizabeth's description of Meghan Markle's behavior.
Someone around Tumblr wanted to know what the Queen thought of Meghan's behavior. Queen Elizabeth did not label her a "minx," allegedly that label came from Camilla. Perhaps after Meghan allegedly told Camilla to go and F herself...🤐
Lady C wrote that the Queen has many friends and she was told by "two separate and utterly reliable sources" that the Queen "feels that Meghan's demeanor has been only a cut above a floozy's and her conduct has been no better than a strunpet's." P406
I personally believe Meghan showed up to these engagements high or inebriated. Normal people don't behave the way Meghan Markle behaved on the job as a working royal. It seems as if it was all a joke to her.
My guess is that Her Majesty the Queen was shown the following:
The game Meghan ran on Harry is Textbook
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NYC "Baby" Shower
Meghan Markle reps an epidemic of Narcissism
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Kim Kardashian v Meghan Markle
Megyn Kelly discusses Meghan Markle playing the victim, Kim Kardashian, and more.LIKE & SUBSCRIBE for new videos everyday: https://bit.ly/3A
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Harry's Terror of Abandonment
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Da Floozy!!!
How can someone be a baby and a mom at the same time and be so good at it???
She deserves the world!
Did Meghan Markle overshadow the Queen's Jubilee?
Yep, you bet she did! Suddenly, the posts stop coming in about the upcoming celebrations.
Did that biatch kill two birds with one stone? IMO, yep!
I bet the palace is beside itself. How will they combat a floozy that took advantage of grieving people for her own ends?
Firstly, I was taught PR to recognize PR, and I've posted about what an advertorial is on how much money it costs to post that crap on the Daily Mail.
unfriended :)
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