#floyd leech headcanons

[3rdgymbros]

━ 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬, 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 !

— pairing; floyd leech x ramshackle! reader.

— summary; you serenade floyd (terribly), but he loves it, and the ensuing chaos.

— notes; please donate to my kofi if you like my work. and know that i am mentally smooching everyone who reblogs my stuff.

❋ It’s a quiet night at Night Raven College, and the students are all getting ready for bed.

❋ Well, everyone except for you.

❋ And Grim.

❋ And Ace.

❋ And Deuce.

❋ The four of you are currently clustered outside the Octavinelle dorm, and you’re holding onto a bouquet of roses (stolen from the Heartslabyul gardens) with a white-knuckled grip, trying to psych yourself up into confessing to Floyd and just getting it over with.

❋ It’s not working.

❋ You’re this close to chickening out and leaving, but Grim isn’t about to leave after all his “hard work”.

❋ In between a series of deafening yowls, Grim loudly professes your love for Floyd, and Ace and Deuce take that as their cue to play. Ace drums on some borrowed pots and pans with a ladle and a spatula, and Deuce awkwardly attempts to strum a guitar he borrowed from Cater.

❋ A light is flicked on in one of the dorm rooms, and who should open the window but none other than Floyd Leech. He’s uncaring of the late hour, if the wild, sharp grin on his face is anything to go by.

❋ “Shrimpy! Are you confessing your undying love? Do it louder! I want everyone to hear!”

❋ His encouragement only makes the “band” double down on their serenade, much to the horror of anyone sane in the dorm.

❋ Such as Jade.

❋ Who currently shares a room with Floyd.

❋ Groaning at the rude awakening, Jade buries his head into his pillow, muttering about the late hour and how he needs his rest (not to mention a better roommate). He’s already plotting to make excessively loud noises in their room tomorrow at the crack of dawn as payback.

❋ As the sound of horrendous singing continues and the noise reaches new, ridiculous levels, a frazzled-looking Azul finally bursts out of his dorm room in his pyjamas, complete with a black, feathery robe and plush octopus slippers. The pitter-patter of his feet is quick, and his nostrils flare in exasperation as he takes in the chaos before him.

❋ “WHAT is going on here?! Do you have any idea what time it is?!” His glasses are slightly askew, and he’s clearly on the verge of losing it. “CEASE THIS RUCKUS AT ONCE, OR I WILL BAN YOU ALL FROM THE MOSTRO LOUNGE FOR LIFE!”

❋ All of you are quick to scramble away before Azul can make good on his threat.

❋ Meanwhile, Floyd sneaks out of his dorm to meet you, and he catches up before you can go too far. For a moment, his grin softens as he steps closer, eyes glinting when you present him with the stolen roses.

❋ “This was your idea, huh?” He teases, his voice uncharacteristically sweet, and a genuine fondness in his gaze. “Heehee! You look so cute when you're embarrassed, Shrimpy! Next time I’ll serenade you ~”

❋ Floyd’s true to his word; he shows up at Ramshackle in the dead of night the very next day, strumming wildly on a lute he has absolutely no idea how to play.

❋ Which is probably just as well, considering that Azul and Jade have banned you from entering Octavinelle after 10 p.m.

[wonfication]

Floyd Leech Hcs ☆

☆ he has had his stomach pumped because he did something stupid at one point or another.

☆ when its their birthday, him and jade give each other gifts

☆ he sometimes paints his nails, but takes it off after like—a week

☆ he has adhd. he gives off adhd vibes (someone with adhd)

☆ has made a your mom joke before. this is canon.

~~~~~ Azul: alright, what do you want to eat?

Floyd: your mom lol

Azul: wha—

[lovelyvampterdoll]

Floyd actually has fairly decent hygiene, given the fact that he's sensitive to strong smells. He's nowhere near the level of say, Vil or Riddle, but he definitely keeps himself clean— especially after practice.

Also, he likes smelling like the sea bc it reminds him of home and comforts him.

and i will die on this hill because so many people seem to think he smells like sweat like no he has a sensitive nose he would get sensory overload FROM HIS OWN SWEAT

thanks for coming to my tedtalk

[mister-mizu]

Another floyd headcannon for the soul:

I like to think that as much as he likes his brother, Floyd sometimes gets really insecure of people thinking Jade’s “the better twin” because hes less outwardly brash and scary.

He doesn’t tell anyone though, not even Jade, but he can tell when his mood goes from his usual lost motivation to genuinely upset and writing it off as him “not being in the mood.”

Maybe back in the coral sea a lot of merfolk would prefer to hangout with Jade because of how unpredictable Floyd was (if the Leech twins werent avoided at all) and a lot of merfolk and even maybe students at Night Raven would often confess to Jade, with or without Floyd present or witnessing it somewhere in the background.

And just to add in a sprinkle of Sad and (sorta?) tie in my previous Floyd hc into this: maybe Floyd would garner a crush on someone in the coral sea during their school days, and everytime it would happen, that (mer?) person would almost always have a crush on Jade, and Floyd had always witnessed his love confessing to his identical brother.

He’s probably learned to give up before he tries, so the minute he sees his crush even glance over to Jade with The Look in their eyes, his faces falls but not in the scary, intimidating Floyd way, but in a way that makes even someone terrified of Floyd feel even just a little bad for him.

Jade is fully aware of all of this though, and he always rejects every single one of Floyd’s crushes. Not only because he cares about his brother, but mainly also because he wasn’t interested in them in the first place (LMFAOOO). It’s a unspoken thing that when these things would happen and Floyd would swim/storm off to be alone and upset, Jade would follow shortly after, usually with a peace offering of cake, snacks, or drink from a vending machine, and leave him to be alone.

And Floyd would, almost always, be fine the next time you see him. At least on the outside.

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I might elaborate more on this idea but this already looks like a whole essay 😭

[sister-lucifer]

Headcanon: Floyd Leech likes The Cramps

his favorite song by them is Goo Goo Muck

this song is so floyd core sorry but reblog if you agree

[sister-lucifer]

oh Floyd Leech is autistic too btw.

that’s why he doesn’t really get personal space or boundaries; you have to firmly set those with him, otherwise he’ll assume everything is fine. Don’t expect him to pick up on social cues or read your mind the way allistics can apparently

[sister-lucifer]

Jade and Floyd switch places for the day and it’s painfully obvious seeing as Floyd is too zooted to be proper like his twin and Jade can’t let loose like Floyd. (it was floyd’s idea, jade just went along with it) no one falls for it but pretends to because Floyd is sooo amused with himself. Why ruin it for him?

[demonichikikomori]

List of Shoes I Know Floyd Leech Has

White Air Force 1's White - $110.00

He would not own the black ones despite the memes about all the crazy, feral people owning them. They aren't as eye catching as the plain white.

2. MSCHF X INRI X Air Max 97' 'Jesus Shoes' Custom - $1,425.00

Floyd is one of the very few people to own these shoes. Mostly for the color and aesthetic he owns them. And most likely has worn these at max 5 times. All to very important yet casual dress events.

3. Balenciaga Speed 3.0 Sneakers - $925.00

I think these shoes are ugly as all hell but because they're a high fashion brand I think Floyd might like them. And because of his thin silhouette these give the illusion of height along with black being very slimming. He knows he's tall, why not make himself even bigger when possible??

4. Tom Ford Elkan Whole Cut Oxford - 1,650.00

Sleek paten leather makes him look as if he's fresh out of the water, giving a small reminder that he is in fact a sea creature. He doesn't like wearing dressy shoes but will if necessary. He doesn't wear these too often either but he does make them look good each time. Usually wearing them with colorful socks with a subtle pattern. Expensive and fashionable, while still branded as Floyd Leech.