Will wake you up at 3am and ask you stuff like "Do you think bugs will take over the world someday? They're tiny but I'm really scared of them."
"Satoru what the actual fu-?"
He would mostly only date someone if he was 100% sure that they could protect themselves or if he could be there for them.
But if he did start liking someone seriously, he would not cheat. He has found the one and there is no reason to drive them away.
He acts happy and carefree in front of others but in front of his lover he crumbles.
He's able to be weak for once and cry and cry and cry. please hug him, he deserves it.
Sometimes he gets really whiny and cuddly and won't let you go even if you both cuddled for the whole day.
"I got you some souvenirs from my mission!"
You take him to meet your parents and he manspreads the entire couch. So, your dad has to bring a chair from the dining table and sit on it. Asks your dad stupid questions to annoy him. "Why can't we just print more money?" everyone pretends not to notice the TV remote chucked at him
Flirts with your grandma. She loves him.
Eats the dessert your mom made and only the dessert. Your dad has to warn him about diabetes. i wonder if he has a lot of cavities
Your mom and grandma really love him but your dad hates his guts.
He's just a 6'3 tall babie who likes sweets and you :)
☆ Geto Suguru ☆
When I tell you this man is boyfriend, husband and baby daddy material.
He is THE man. The only man ever. gojo you lucky lucky man
Treats you SO WELL that you start thinking he's imaginary 'cause no way anybody is THIS perfect.
This is the Geto Suguru before defecting btw.
Never forgets any of the important dates like your birthday, your mom's birthday etc etc
"Hey, isn't it your second cousin's dog's birthday today?"
Lots of friendly banter. He looooves giving you silly little nicknames. He looks at you lovingly and goes, "My little tolerable monkey" jkjk
He's a human heater. Always warm no matter the weather. You wouldn't even need a blanket when you sleep next to him. He will put his arm and leg around you and snuggle his face in your hair.
You weren't scared at all to introduce him to your parents. He instantly becomes your family's favorite and they forget about you and keep Geto forever :(
Helps your mom in cooking dinner, setting the table and washing the dishes. Helps your dad to fix the light bulb and engages him in deep conversations.
Helps you wash your hair when you're feeling too tired. Will also cook you your favorite food and try to cheer you up.
Sometimes he gets really angry during arguments but he always makes sure to think things over and apologize if he said something hurtful to you. He makes sure the issue is solved and that the both of you are happy.
The best boyfriend to ever boyfriend. except he became evil and died
With him I guess it's mostly the 'I hate everyone but you' trope. Or probably the 'reincarnated lover' trope.
He can and will harm anyone and everyone who he thinks will take you away. He's too possessive. He once got pissed off at a kid who kept on clinging to you. You had to calm him down.
You take him to meet your parents and he terrorizes them. They are absolutely afraid of this man and have no idea from what depths of hell you pulled him out so you could date him
Your parents call when you're alone and make sure you're not held hostage by him or something. They think he's criminal on loose and is using you to keep the police away. You then explain to them that no, your boyfriend is not a criminal and yes he treats you well and no there are no charges against him (surprisingly)
He planned a dinner date for the two of you once. It was surprisingly good and well planned. You both had fun and when you went home you tried to dance with him in the kitchen.
When I tell you this man sucks at dancing
Long story short: a few of your expensive china was broken and there was soy sauce everywhere because he tripped near the table where it was kept and accidentally swept it
Soooo if you're dating him then you obvio have issues (im sorry)
But you both will work out dont worry! If he really really really really really really loves you then there's no worries. He'll fight for you no matter what and make sure you're happy.
"happy birthday to you," you sing. you have a silly birthday cap on your head and you're holding a small cake with a lit candle on it. you finish the song and ask him to blow the candle.
satoru complies, a fond grin plastered on his face. he's wearing–you forced him to–a similar birthday cap, and there's glittery confetti in his hair.
"come on, satoru, make a wish!" you pushed the cake towards his face, you looked so beautiful in the dim lights of his kitchen, your eyes shining with adoration for him. satoru knows what he wants to wish for.
i wish you look at me like this forever.
"done!" he exclaims.
"don't tell me what you wished for, okay? it won't come true otherwise," you warned him.
he hums and watches you take a small chunk of the cake and bring it near his face. he opens his mouth so you can feed him but instead you move away from his mouth and smear the cake all over his cheek. satoru's jaw drops and he dramatically feigns surprise. he knew what you were doing. he let you do it just so he could hear you giggle.
satoru quickly grabs you and traps you in his arms. "you think you could get away from me? im gonna get my revenge now."
you're now giggling uncontrollably and satoru thinks that there's no sound better than this.
he holds your face and rubs his cheek against yours, smearing cake on your face. he's laughing too, he realizes belatedly.
"okay, okay stop," you pant. you were laughing so much that you were out of breath. "come, let's eat the cake. i made it, you know."
you cut a piece and hand it over to him. he takes a bite and his smile drops.
"gojo satoru, strongest sorcrer of the era, cause of death: ate a cake," he says with a grim face.
you look at him, eyes wide and mouth open. "but–i–what?" you stammer and hurriedly taste the cake. your expression changes from confused to thoughtful to angry. satoru knows he has roughly two seconds to dodge whatever you were going to throw at him.
you splash water on him. "it tastes fine you idiot!"
he doesn't use his infinity to protect himself. with you he never needs infinity. with you he doesn't need to play god.
you curse at him but you're smiling. he laughs and pulls you in for a hug. satoru kisses the top of your head and nuzzles his face in your hair. "thank you. thank you so much–for this–for everything."
"Welcome!" Your chirped as the door to your bakery opened with a chime. It was the blond man, and as always he was right on time-exactly 7:45 in the morning.
You smiled and bowed to the man. "I already have your order ready, Mister."
Surprise flashed across his face for a moment before his lips curved up into a smile. "I guess I have become a regular here, huh?"
You nodded and placed a loaf of brioche wrapped in parchment paper. The man pulled out his wallet and paid the exact amount of money. He always seemed to carry the exact amount of change with him. He nodded a goodbye at you and made his way out of the bakery.
"Thank you. Please visit again," you said though you knew he would be there tomorrow at the same time, buy the same bread and carry the same amount of money for the bread.
The rest of your day passed by as usual. When you had no customers to tend to, your mind drifted to the blond man. You wondered what he did for work, but by his looks you assumed he was a salary-man. The lines on his face, which made him all the more handsome, made you think he was quite old. What if he is married? What if he has kids?
Curiosity boiled in your mind, making it difficult to think about anything else other than him. You wanted to know more about him. What was his favorite color? Did he go to college? Where does he work? You wanted to know more and more and more and-
Ding!
The sound of the doorbell ringing snapped you violently out of your thoughts. You quickly collected yourself and greeted the customer. After the customer was gone, you mentally scolded yourself for overthinking about that man and zoning out during work.
But did he think of you too?
The thought left a bitter taste in your mouth. You were a nobody. Just the owner of the bakery that he liked to frequent. The two of you didn't even know each other's names. You shook your head and decided not to think of him anymore. It was futile and you knew your stupid feelings would never be reciprocated.
Next day, the man arrives again-7:45 sharp, and neither a minute early nor late. You greet him as usual, ignoring the pang in your heart. You had his order packed and ready. He paid and turned around to leave.
However, he stopped right in front of the door and hesitated. You cocked your head in confusion but before you could ask him anything, he turned around, cleared his throat and spoke.
"Are you, perhaps, free this weekend?"
Your mouth fell open in confusion and when you spoke, you were a stuttering mess. "Yes, of course!"
You mentally kicked yourself for sound too eager. You looked at him and noticed that he looked slightly pleased with himself. The pink dusting the tips of ears doesn't go unnoticed by you.
"How about we meet at the restaurant down the street for lunch?"
He spoke slowly, in a way one would speak so as to not mess up the words. His eyes bore into you, waiting for an answer and not breaking eye contact. You were never one to hold one's gaze for so long but something about him made you want to look at him more and more. You found yourself drifting into his eyes, the color of sweet, sweet honey.
You sputtered when you realized you had to answer his question. "Oh! Yeah, why not! How about this Sunday? The bakery will be closed, so.."
You drifted off, hoping he would agree. Why wouldn't he agree when he asked you out? You silently groaned at your stupidity. You could not believe that the man had asked you out. After weeks of secretly pining and convincing yourself that he didn't even know you much less like you, you were truly and utterly shocked. You dug your nails into your palm to confirm you were not dreaming.
He nodded and his shoulders slightly drooped, like he had just put down a heavy load. "Alright," he said, walking towards the door. "I'll see you on Sunday."
"Wait!" You called out for him. He turned his head around to look at you and raised an eyebrow, his honey-brown eyes focused solely on your face.
"W-What's your name?"
He smiled. A real smile. A smiled wide enough to make his eyes crinkle at the corners and make him look so much more younger.
She's an aggressive lover. Tackles you to the ground and accidentally breaks your neck, "Y/N I love you so much!" You better book a permanent spot for yourself in the ER.
Shows you off to people 'cause she just loves you so much *sobs* She thinks you're the best person besides Maki. Will NOT hesitate to tell you how proud she is of you. Nobara would never let you talk low about yourself. If you're insecure about your features then she'll kiss them and tell you how much more beautiful they make you.
One time she caught someone flirting with you and would have beaten the shit out of that person if you hadn't stopped her.
You have to stop Nobara and Itadori from doing dumb things, which is like all the time. "Hey Y/N will a person survive if they're thrown off a bridge with a vinyl chord?" "WHERE IS ITADORI?!" something like that yeah
Will take you out for shopping, duh. The two of you have probably visited EVERY clothing store to exist. Even the food stores, you have tried almost all of them.
She's into PDA. Can and will hug you in public in front of lots of people (might also kiss you hehehe)
Nobara will cuddle you when you feel down. She'll buy you some chocolate too and shower kisses on your face.
Overall she's an aggressive but sweet lover :,)
♡ Maki ♡
Unlike Nobara she isn't that aggressive. Sometimes when she can't control what she's feeling she will become more cuddly and more vocal about her feelings. Otherwise you both are just like best friends.
She doesn't say that she loves you much but you know by the way her eyes soften around you.
Hugs!!! She gives you lots of hugs, when she feels happy or sad or just because. She loves how warm you are against her. She likes the scent of your hair, your skin, your clothes.
Dates are usually library dates where the two of you buy your favorite drinks and just sit, reading books together.
Maki likes to have movie nights. The extra soft blanket, shared between the two of you, keeps you both warm. You make hot chocolate and Maki sneakily adds more marshmallows. The movies are mostly half watched as the two of you fall asleep in each other's arms.
Glares and scares away the people who even look at you the wrong way. She isn't that possessive but if she sees someone being extra friendly with you, she won't hesitate to pull you towards her and show the person who's boss.
Inumaki and you tried trolling her once which ended up in Inumaki getting his ass whooped and you getting carried by Maki to her dorm so she could 'teach you a lesson'. she made you clean her whole room with an old toothbrush
She is a queen who will treat you like her equal :)
So we all know his type is 'tall girl with a big ass'. But, we also know he's not that shallow. (cue that chapter from the manga i dont remember its name)
He's an absolute sweetheart!!! He would treat you so well
Flowers!!! Yuuji would give you flowers everyday. He tries to write cute notes too but gives up after Megumi and Nobara tell him it's childish and cringe.
(But hey! Itadori is adorable enough to make up for the lack of cute notes)
Instantly becomes your parents' favorite. They love him. Probably more than you but they won't ever say it tho. Gets along well with your dad. They talk about sports, movies etc etc
Movie dates! Lots of them! He also takes you out for food. He'll make you meatballs whenever you feel down. He will give them to you and say "I added an extra ingredient, guess what it is." "What?" "It's lots and lots of love!" He's so adorable
Loooooves cuddles. And cannot fall asleep without you in his arms. Usually he's a big spoon but sometimes, especially when sukuna is taunting him and he gets sad he would want to be the little spoon.
I feel that he likes it when you give him cheek kisses.
Overall he's good boyfriend material and will keep you so happy :')
❀ Fushiguro Megumi ❀
He's kinda awkward and shy. So expect lots of blushing and stuttering. He doesn't say I love you a lot but his affection and kind gestures are enough.
Megumi's not into PDA much. The most he can do is holding hands but his hands get sweaty 'cause he is nervous and it feels kinda weird
He brings you red roses and his face is the same color when he gives them to you XD He asks Nobara for some fashion advice so he can dress up better and impress you. He was extremely quiet when asking and Nobara could hear only bits so she snapped. Poor Megumi then blurted out that he wanted to impress and Nobara burst our laughing and called him a simp. But, she did take him shopping to find new clothes tho
He also took Nobara's help to pick out clothes for you too. The clothes looked great on you and you were really happy (he had to buy Nobara food for a week tho)
His shikigami looooove you. The demon dogs always run to you for head pats. Megumi just sits and watches you play with the dogs with a small smile on his face.
He's a good, shy awkward cute little boyfriend who will look at you like you're his world :,)
Stares at you. A lot. If you happen to be in the same room as him then expect a pair of eye watching you. He doesn't look cute. He looks like he wants to murder you and sell your organs on eBay. One day you caught him staring. He didn't turn away 'cause if he did then it would be evident that he was staring so he ended up having a staring contest with you. He looks bored on the outside but inside he's all oh shit oshitohshit they caught me don't be obvious don't–
Once you sat in the same table as him during lunch. Komori of course knew about Kiyoomi's obvious crush on you and like the good cousin he is decided to set you both up. You were sat in front of Kiyoomi and Komori smiled, slow and evil. Kiyoomi saw him and gave him a look that said don't you dare. Komori smirked. Oh dear cousin of mine, he thought. You will get laid and I will make sure of it.
And so Komori started talking to you. He asked you about your classes and clubs. Kiyoomi listened intently and made list of them in mind. You were in the class next to Kiyoomi's and you weren't in any club yet though you wanted to join one but none of the clubs seemed interesting enough.
Komori's face lit up. Kiyoomi knew what was going on in his head and he had to stop his stupid cousin before he made Kiyoomi's life even more worse. But before he could do anything Komori already asked you if you wanted to be the volleyball team's manager.
Please say no please say no please say no please Kiyoomi prayed. "Is it fun?" You asked Komori. "Of course," he answered.
And that was how you ended up as the volleyball team's manager. Kiyoomi thought he was going to die. Komori told him to talk to you and become closer but everytime Kiyoomi tried his throat closed and no words came out. He hated this. He hated his stupid self for catching feelings. He hated you for being so lovable and adorable and cute and–stop.
Practice went on not as usual because you were there and you were watching him One day Kiyoomi forgot his pack of wet wipes in his hurry to reach school on time. He felt agitated the whole day and felt filthy. You noticed his misery and offered him an unopened packet of wet wipes. Kiyoomi hesitated at first but took it anyways.
Later he asked you why you were carrying them. You said it was because you were his manager and that you had to take care of him. Kiyoomi thought his heart was going to burst. His chest felt warm and his face was on fire. You cared about him. He quickly thanked you and excused himself. He ran to the washroom and splashed his face with water. The cold water stung his hot face. He took out the wet wipes and wiped his face. You gave it to him. Kiyoomi thought he fell harder than ever for you.
The day after you gave Kiyoomi some wet wipes he started acting weird or that's what you thought. He started talking to you and stared at you even more. One day after practice was over Kiyoomi along with Komori stayed back to help you clean up. After finishing you decided to head home but Kiyoomi stopped you.
He called your name and you turned. He pulled out a packet of masks and gave it to you. "Thank you for yesterday. Please keep this," he said. You gave him an awkward smile and accepted the weird gift. He didn't stop at that. He pulled out a set of scented sanitizers and gave it to you. You were confused and before you could ask anything he had already shoved a disinfecting spray bottle towards you. He dumped a few bleach bottles and finally stopped.
"S-Sakusa what is all this?" You were really confused right now. You didn't know what was going on and you looked at Komori for some explanation. He was on the floor laughing soundlessly. He clutched at his stomach and laughed and laughed.
You looked back at Kiyoomi and noticed that his face was red. "L/N," he said. He looked at you with what seemed like a deadly glare. He probably wanted to squash you like a bug right then and there. "Please accept these gifts and go out with me. I like you."
What. The. Heck. You didn't know whether to laugh or cry or be mad. "Yes," was all that came out of you. This wasn't even a proper confession. You had no clue what this was. But, how could you say no to Sakusa Kiyoomi? "T-Thank you for these gifts." You stuttered out.
He nodded and gave you a hard pat on the head. Komori never let him live it down. He'd always bring it up and tease Kiyoomi, even when the two of you were together for almost three years. He's an ass like that :)
♡ Kageyama Tobio ♡
He avoids you at all costs. Can't be in the same room as you without spontaneously combusting. Always gives an excuse to be away from you. Hinata noticed this and asked him about it. Kageyama being Kageyama hit poor Hinata with a volleyball and told him to mind his own business.
When you got paired up with him for a project he thought it was the end of his life. He almost stopped breathing and one of his seat mates had to shake him back to life.
After school you walked up to him and asked him for his number. Kageyama was with Hinata walking to volleyball practice. With shaky hands he typed out his number on your phone. He almost dropped it while handing it to you but Hinata caught it. You told Kageyama that you had already planned out the project in your free time and that you just wanted him to look through it and make any changes. He nodded, running away to the gym.
During practice Hinata asked Kageyama if he was your boyfriend and Kageyama lost it. They ended up fighting and Daichi had to step in to stop them.
The two of you met in a Cafe to do your project. Kageyama ordered plain milk which got him a weird look from you and the waiter. After finishing the work you started asking him about his hobbies, likes and dislikes.
"So, Kageyama, what do you do when you're bored?" "I, uhh, I'm usually occupied with volleyball, but sometimes I drink milk when I'm really bored."
"Drink milk? That's ‐That's a nice... hobby." The dork's eyes lit up and he nodded fast. You complimented him!!! He's a baby I love him
From then on he started talking to you more. He became more comfortable and even invited you to some of his matches. They way you would scream his name whenever he scored a point always put a smile on his face. He would look at you from the court and give you a tiny awkward thumbs up.
The team noticed his obvious crush on you and realized that if they didn't intervene then the two of you would never date. So they decided to take matters to their own hands.
Tanaka and Nishimura asked Hinata to invite you to practice one day. You agreed and came to the gym. You were sitting with Yachi and talking. But your attention was fully on Kageyama. He looked so beautiful when he played.
One by one, the teams headed out giving various excuses leaving only you and Kageyama behind. It was awkward but you were able to hold a conversation with him. Thought you didn't understand anything as it was about volleyball but you loved to hear him talk. Your stomach grumbled loudly and you blushed, apologizing. Kageyama quickly got out a packet of chocolate milk and gave it to you. "I tried this recently and thought you would like it. I have been wanting to give it to you for a long time." His face was redder than a tomato and he refused to meet your eyes.
From then, he would always bring you chocolate milk during lunch and before he left for practice. He even walked you home when he was free.
He stopped midway, while walking with you after school, making you stop too. He swallowed hard and stared at you for a good minute. You were getting worried but before you could ask him anything, he bent down and yelled. "L/N, I REALLY REALLY LIKE YOU. I LIKE YOU MORE THAN MILK. AND I LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS I LIKE VOLLEYBALL. PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR BOYFRIEND."
Some people opened the windows of their house to see what the yelling was about. With so many eyes on you and Kageyama pouring out his heart to you in a rather aggressive manner, you felt your knees go weak. You asked him to quiet down and helped him straighten up.
"L/N do you like me too? Please tell me." "God, yes. But please let's go somewhere else, people are staring at us."
He smiled and his eyes sparkled. He excitedly pulled out something from his bag and handed it to you. It was a pack of chocolate milk, but the packing had small pictures of volleyball on it. Kageyama was holding a similar one. "I-I thought you would like this," he said.
You hugged him tightly, ignoring the squeak he let out. He slowly wrapped his arms around you and hugged you back. "I like you a lot Tobio."
the sizzling sound of food drowned atsumu's soft humming. the apron that said 'kiss the cook' was no longer its original blue color. red oil stains, black dots of soy sauce and many more mysterious stains were littered across the front.
atsumu gave one last stir to the food and turned off the stove. he turned to look at you, a proud grin on his face. "it's done."
"god, i hope it doesn't kill me," you chuckled. atsumu poured the food into two bowls and walked over to where you were seated on the dining table. "ya will be lickin' your fingers for days after ya finish this," he huffed.
you looked at the plate filled with noodles in front of you. "you made... noodles?"
atsumu had already dug into his bowl. with his mouth stuffed full with food he said, "yesh. but i added exshtra ingredients."
you raised your eyebrows. the noodles looked good and the smell was heavenly. picking up your chopsticks, you ate the small piece of broccoli covered in spices. your taste buds were hit with a wave of different flavors. the broccoli was juicy and had soaked up the spices well. you looked up at atsumu and met his expectant eyes.
you took a few more bites before saying anything. the noodles were perfectly cooked and the broth was savory. overall, the food was delicious. you put your chopsticks down and drank some water.
"atsumu," you said. he leaned in closer and waited for you to speak. "has anyone ever told you you cook good?"
you didn't miss the way the corners of his mouth twitched up. "no."
you nodded. after a moment of silence you said, "then why do you keep cooking?"
atsumu's face went from confusion to realization to horror. he opened his mouth but made no attempts to speak. horrified at your words he looked down at the food, up at you and then back down. after seconds that felt like hours he spoke. "but the food—is it that gross—i like it."
you burst out into laughter which only made your boyfriend more confused. you laughed and laughed till you couldn't breathe. atsumu's face was so precious.
"oh my god, 'tsumu!" you tried to control your laughter. "i was just joking. this–" you pointed to the noodles"–is the best food i have ever had." which was true. atsumu was a really good cook.
atsumu frowned. "wait, so ya were joking?"
"yes!" you still hadn't stopped laughing and atsumu's face was not helping.
"babe, ya gave me heart attack. why'd ya have to prank me?" despite his words, atsumu was grinning.
"your face was so precious. i should've taken a picture."
"shut up!"
giggles filled the kitchen as the two of you had dinner. later, atsumu got his sweet revenge by tickling you till you were begging him to stop. it was followed by atsumu complaining that three days' worth of workout had gone down the drain because of the calorie rich food he had cooked.
