#fma funny

[still-fatemeh]

Edward finally doing human transmutation the right way

[phoenixremix69]

Do you ever think about how the closest thing Ed and Alphonse Elric had to a mom is their teacher that stranded them on an island for a month and the closest they have to a dad is Ed's CO that introduced himself by grabbing a traumatized amputee out of his wheelchair and screaming at him

[oocooartistry]

So, spoilers for Fullmetal Alchemist but-

I'm watching fmab and the discovery that Selim Bradley is a humunculous is so funny to me. Like, him and King Bradley are technically siblings. That whole scene of Selim reading his cringey school essay at the dinner table is solely an act for Mrs.Bradley. Do you think they ever just interact like-

King Bradley: Good work at school today, my wonderful son! You are such a clever and well behaved human child!

Selim: Thanks Papa! Anything to make you and Mom proud!

King Bradley: Oh ho ho!

Mrs Bradley: Oh you two are just so sweet, what a lovely and normal family I have! Good night dears. *leaves*

King Bradley and Selim: *evil snickering*

[kstarlitchaotics]

How to be sneaky by Edward Erlic (sorry once more dubbed watcher ^^; one day I'll do sub I swear)

Step 1; Make a plan to go to lab 5 agree to the terms of your bodyguard

Step 2

Do the opposite such a kid-like move 🤣

[later-slayer]

[queerpyrate]

Ed at The Gate:

[dragonsisterofthemanyfandoms]

I realize that i haven’t posted anything in a while. Don’t worry, i’ll do more fairy tail flower language art at some point. Maybe some more headcanons. For now though, you get this dumb pun i made up:

Gajeel Redfox, Greed from Fullmetal Alchemist, Eijiro Kirishima, and Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu get together and start a ROCK BAND.

You’re welcome/I’m sorry :)

[animescreensblog]

BROS PLEASE SEE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE I'M DYING