#fmstl

[rip-my-heart-out-and-eat-it]

i was gonna have chicken and rice for dinner but we have no rice. so im having chicken

[twinkhonravings]

My beautiful grandchildren I have acquire today from DEUTSCHLAND

[godly-girlfailure]

when i was like 6 i got an old skirt that a family friend’s kid grew out of and my parents let me wear it and i was genuinely the happiest i had ever been since becoming conscious and i wanted to show my skirt to everyone who would look. did i mention that my egg cracked at FUCKING FIFTEEN YEARS OLD RAAAAHHHH

[raincloudsunny]

GUESS WHOS BEEN TAKING 2.5X THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF ESTROGEN FOR 8 MONTHS WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING. FMSTL.

[ahidell]

That Horrible Feeling When Your Boyfriends Dads Wife Loudly Calls You By Your Tranny Name In Front Of Your Coworkers Who Only Know You By Your Legal And Birth Name (You Went To Your Workplace After Dinner To Buy His Dads Family Ice Creams With The Employee Discount) And Like They Probably Already Know You Are A Tranny And Understand You Do Not Want To Talk About It But This Incident Is Going To Raise Further Questions For Them Undoubtedly And Maybe They Hate M-I Mean You Now

[lesbian-n0ise-enthusiast]

I had a procedure today and my doctor saw me looking at kinky yuri artwork on my phone 😭😭 fmstl

[vantablackspiderskin]

I AM A MACHINE THAT TURNS

"Dang, I gotta restring my guitar and fix the string action"

INTO

"Fuck, I need a new low E tuning peg, and also I think my nut is cut too low to have a decent neck relief spacing."

[doomtunnel]

i think you should get 2 tries when you cut your bangs