#fo4 incorrect quotes

[ungodlybliss]

some fallout 4 twitter posts

part 2 here: https://www.tumblr.com/ungodlybliss/754037139521536000/more-fallout-4-twt-posts

[fallout4incorrectquotes]

Valentine: I have a plan.

Deacon: I have concepts of a plan.

MacCready: I have a gun.

Hancock: Good enough. Let’s go.

[mischievousthing01]

Preston: Hey, what have you two been up to?

Deacon: We were helping (Name) write their vows, but they kicked us out because Hancock kept making inappropriate suggestions.

Hancock, indignant: How is “Danse, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Danse: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Maccready:

Sole Survivor:

Deacon: Who won gold?

[plague-and-creatures]

Maccready: Yo who the FU-FRICK took a sip of my mutfruit juice!?

Hancock, Danse, Deacon, Nate, and X6: ...

Maccready: I knew this would happen, that's why I rubbed my nuts around the rim of the bottle

X6: *spits*

Maccready: Everything okay, X6!? 🤨

[vaultscavver]

nora: hancock, are we dating?

hancock, choking: what?! no!

nora: but you call me sunshine all the time. and we’re sleeping together.

hancock: i… i do that with all my friends.

maccready, in tears: YOU NEVER CALLED ME SUNSHINE

[vaulthistorian]

Danse: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that no matter what kind of plan you make, it's bound to change. Besides, I do my best work after the plan falls apart.

Nick: I hate that I relate to that so much.

[lucilleandherrobots]

Nick: *Drinking something with heavy cream and a lot of sugar in it from a mug*

Ellie: Nicholas Valentine you give me that mug right now!!!

Nick: *gears and pistons screech loudly as he jumps back from his assistant suddenly followed by swearing about how it won’t hurt him one bit*

This is a reference to @fleshbash's Zagzagel, from Angel Hare, sketch dump. You can find it here.