HC: companions decide to do a secret Santa. it’s everyone’s first time so things get a bit rocky. Deacon gets Cait so he tries to get her a deathclaw’s head to hang in her room but he ends up getting chased out of the den by 4 mother deathclaws, he settles for a new shotgun instead. Piper interrogates everyone to find out who picked her. Preston willingly tells Piper he picked her (he didn’t know he wasn’t supposed to) Hancock and Cait keep trying to trade names, it’s a wonderful mess.
Cait ends up thinking that Deacon’s story of trying to obtain the deathclaw head is an even better present than the gun. Everyone knows he embellished it a bit, but the thought and creativity that went in to telling it made it more special.
When Sole finds out Piper got Preston to snitch on himself, it takes her a long time to convince Sole that she didn’t TRICK Preston in to telling. Sole asks who would be stupid enough to give themselves up during the game. It makes Preston embarrassed. Piper buys him a second gift to make up for the whole ordeal.
Hancock doesn’t want to give a gift to Paladin Danse. Are you shitting me? He continues to threaten that if Sole doesn’t let him switch, he’s giving Danse pre-war anger management holotapes and a vial of the chems that ghoulified him. Cait says that if she has to give X6 a gift it’s going to be her heavy foot up his hollow ass.
Sole lets Hancock and Cait switch. Hancock gets X6 a coat similar to his own, but in black. Cait gives Danse her address if you know what I mean.