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[mrsthunderkin]

Don't ya just hate it when you're attacked by a sentient booger?

Part 23>>> Part 25

Beginning

[grayscale-sparks]

cooking up a country/farm whatever au for aftg. for no reason. It’s good for the soul I think

[zee3m0rtal-blade]

what i gotta do for a timberkon fic with tim mpreg cus hes trans ftm but no one other than his yj team and bfs knew so when the pregnancy announcement happens alongside his self benching everyone has a moment of buffering before tim reveals the only reason hes benching himself so early into the pregnancy is bc of his missing spleen cus he and his boyfriends dont wanna rish anything, leaving his family to buffer for a second and third time bc what do you mean tim doesnt have a spleen? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIM HAS TWO BOYFRIENDS???? AND HES PREGNANT?????

[citrine-elephant]

for plot reasons, one of my generic abduction whump concepts will have leon manhandled and yoinked when he's either in just his undies or completely nude

he was taking a shower, listen

[starboybutler]

someone stop me from making aus

[chubbydino]

fool’s gold | chapter 32

Charles pocketed his phone with a huff and slipped on his Ray-Bans. His Husqvarna waited for him at the edge of the street, mismatched among the vintage bikes and scooters. He hopped on and merged with the sluggish traffic, weaving between cars as he made his way toward a less-crowded section of the harbor. The one away from the tourist attractions and casinos, where tall privacy fences blocked the views of Monaco’s most expensive residences.

He parked his bike only about a mile from the café, just in case someone from Ferrari needed to see him for something.

At least, that was the excuse he gave himself as he headed toward the water.

haha remember when this chapter was 8.4k? it’s 9.5k now *eye twitch*

BUT WE ARE FINALLY FREE FROM MONACO!!

[ivi-prism]

So there's Fundy getting pissed at everything the hermits do in Off-World vacations. Him getting angry at Scar doing all the terraforming manually and stuff

Imagine him and Zedaph. The man who loves to inefficient. The man who created a jump powered furnace because he just felt like it.

Oh you know Fundy is absolutely going to lose his marbles. I’m determined to show his surprise and how impressed he is through outrage because I find it super funny and I saw Hbomb reacting to the Hermitcraft worldtour and he flipped between awe and outrage pretty quick so is belivable that someone would react like that at Hermit shenanigans. 

But on a more serious note, Fundy gets angry at the ridiculousness since he can’t really understand why this super awesome people spend so much time building and doing this redstone thingies because if you come from a world where you have to get used to poisoning yourself by eating spider eyes because there isn’t another avaible food source at the moment, and the most effective use of your time is making yourself as powerful as possible to stand a chance, is difficult to understand why would you use your time in this seamingly ‘useless’ things. 

Fundy understands what the Hermits do isn’t useless but still he struggles to fully grasp it