#forbidden funny

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NPCs: “Hurry, hero! There’s no time!” Also NPCs: has five unskippable dialogue trees about their cousin’s soup recipe.

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I don’t care how immersive your world is. If I can’t jump, I’m leaving.

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Every radio host in GTA sounds like they’re being held hostage by satire.

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GTA: where you can buy a tank before you can afford an apartment.

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You ever try to drive normally in GTA and realize you’re the problem?

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GTA Musings: I’ve spent less time planning real life than I’ve spent trying to land a stolen helicopter.

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You can get hit by three cars in GTA and still jog away like a divorced god.

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GTA Logic: Nothing’s funnier than the cops losing sight of you because you switched shirts.