part 4 of poorly drawing housemd ships on ms paint in my lectures…. taubman for @gloryrulz !!!
inspired by that one lockdown subplot bc they are genuinely the best part of that episode to me 🙏‼️
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part 4 of poorly drawing housemd ships on ms paint in my lectures…. taubman for @gloryrulz !!!
inspired by that one lockdown subplot bc they are genuinely the best part of that episode to me 🙏‼️
merry christmas heres chibi taubman about to beat up snowhouse ☺️
If someone complains that your ship isn't canon, create 6 more ships between characters who never even met. We need the Elsa x Jack Frost level of ship culture.
House M.D. Ultimate Yaoi Showdown: Round 1, Poll 1
Taubman vs Chouse
Taubman (Eric Foreman x Chris Taub)
Chouse (Robert Chase x Gregory House)
Please reblog to increase sample size! You can find the poll masterpost here. <3
i think foreman probably gets really romantic during sex (even though personally i think he’s arospec) no matter who he’s with. he gets really sweet and gentle and nurturing .
chase is Not used to this and is scared of it (bc trauma, etc). taub isn’t expecting it because he expects men to be rough.
foreman notices that they are unsettled by it and worries that he’s doing it wrong. he decides to be a little more aggressive until both of them separately are like hey what happened? and he realizes oh no i was fine these bitches are just used to being thrown around because they are small
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
foretaub making out in a bathroom like teenagers what who said that
what if you were GAY and your wife was EMOTIONALLY CHEATING ON YOU because you CHEATED ON HER and you broke up at a WEDDING and then ended up in the bathroom with your BISEXUAL FRIEND who was DRUNK and then he KISSED you and you KISSED HIM BACK and then you REALISED WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE
Do you ship it?
Eric Foreman/Chris Taub (House MD)
I ship it!
Neutral
I don't ship it
I don't know the characters
reason: they had an entire episode where they did Vicodin and fucked around it was so fun and they're so cute
do u think foreman and taub wouldve gotten freaky in that one episode they got stuck together in lockdown high as fuck or nah
honestly... i can see that yeah. they was giggling and having jolly times.. why not make it freaky