#forgetting words

[thejavavoid]

so ive been collecting moments where i forget words and i'd like to grace everyone with them.

behold: my dumbassery

[ratcoffin69]

pookie's face when he's getting the Best Cunt award (rightfully) returned to him

[asahufflepuff]

Donut Noodles

Hufflepuff: “You know what I’m craving?”

Ravenclaw: “what?”

Hufflepuff: “Donut noodles.”

Ravenclaw: *pauses video* “...donut noodles?”

Hufflepuff: “Yeah y’know...donut noodles...the ones with the sugar snow on top...”

Ravenclaw: “...Puff...I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about...what donut noodles?”

Hufflepuff: “...I forgot the actual name for it...”

Slytherin2: “She’s talking about funnel cakes”

Ravenclaw: “...” *looks at Hufflepuff with ‘I’m so done with you face’*

Hufflepuff: “oh right, they’re called funnels cakes...haha...”

Gryffindor: *just busting out laughing in the next room*

[gallaxyk-nd]

[forgot the word “skeleton”]

“Shit, uhhhh, Bone Human.”

[purgatorysprompts]

"What's that thing, you know, a person that legally stabs people?" "Legally stabs? I don't... you mean a surgeon?" "That's the word!" "Jesus."

[tippitv]

Today I was trying to describe a bird and forgot the word “plumage” and the word “feathers” for a second so I was like “you know... its little... bird outfit?”

[sp4c3a1d5]

me: *stumbles up the stairs*

me: WHAT IS THE TOWEL PAPER CALLED??!!

mom: do you mean paper towels?

me:

.

god.

DAMMIT

[citrus-corvidae]

Once, when I was younger, I forgot what the heel of my hand was called so I said "the foot of my hand".