pssst. Rumor has it that Landos so called „girl friend“ (important that it has a space!) is actually his.. girlfriend…
ⓘ - use of yn, sex jokes maybe
….✍︎ you guys voted.. i deliver 😓
♪ 1999 - beabadoobee
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yourusername,, 67
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yourbsf,, NEED YOU BADDDDDDD FIRST SLIDE 😍😍😍
lando,, oh who is this handsome man in the last pic ❤️ — yourusername,, an idiot ❤️ — lando,, your idiot, you mean? — user65,, OMG THERES NO CHANCE THEY ARENT DATING — user2,, Uh?? Why? cause he JOKINGLY flirts? Yall dont say anything when her bestfriend says they need her. Be sooo forreal..
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♪ my love mine all mine - mitski
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lando,, ft. bestfriend [tagged; yourusername]
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yourbsf,, Hey Lando ❤️😘 So shes actually NOT your bestfriend! — lando,, she is, she hangs out way more w me — yourbsf,, THAT DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING — yourusername,, calm down i like you both the same amount …
yourusername,, prettiest girl ever in last slide — lando,, i know, thats why i posted her — user8,, HELLLOOOOO — user818,, Oh wow hes definitely in love
user6,, Love the hoodie, did you give it to yn afterwards? — lando,, I did yeah — user6,, WHAT
user71,, THE SOOOOOOONG
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yourusername,, Lando got me this because he thought it looks like me
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lando,, It does, both are cute. *❤️ by author
yourbsf,, Im officially going to war with him! — lando,, why? just cause she loves me more than you?
user8,, YOURE SO PRETTYYY *❤️ by author — yourusername,, THANK YOU!!!
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— lando,, Handsome Boyyyy 😍😍
— yourbsf,, i HATE HIM HES STEALING MYYYYYYYYYY GIRL MY GIRL
— user6,, dating or friends? — yourusername,, dating. — user6,, WHAT
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lando,, „Thats us“ she said.
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yourusername,, BUT THE BUNNIES LOOK SM LIKE USSSSSS — lando,, yeah no, i like the sweatpants tho
oscarpiastri,, Lily saw this post, she now also wants a bunny duo. — lando,, too bad.
user62,, THE MATCHING PANTS??? AND THE LAST SLIDE??? IM CRYING THEY ARE SO IN LOVEE I CANTTT — lando,, yeah we are
yourbsf,, MATCHING JELLYCATS ALREADY WHAT IS THIS BETRAYAL — lando,, im the one fucking her at night, after all. Preeeetty sure you dont. — yourbsf,, LANDO FUCKING NORRIS
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lando,, „I‘ll let you officially post me if i get to suck it later“ - yn yln. its been 2 years since me and yn have been together and im so happy to finally show my beautiful girl off.
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yourusername,, couldnt be happier ❤️ (never expose me like that again or im biting your dick OFF.) — lando,, Oh no the dick police 😰
yourbsf,, congratufuckinglations. (treat her well.) — lando,, ofc ofc
oscarpiastri,, Finally you wont have to be so secret around the paddock anymore. It got annoying. *❤️ by author
user6,, I KNEW IT I KNEW IT THRY ARE SO CUTE I CANT KFKDKD
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yourusername,, „I first wanted to say that if we wont go official that you will get no more dick“ - Lando Norris. Two years of being with you and i appreciate it so much that i can wake up next to you, eat with you, and fall asleep in your arms. Love you, Lando 🫶
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lando,, Love you too ❤️ *❤️ by author
yourbsf,, the more i think of it, the cuter you two are.. congrats on finding your man 🫶 — yourusername,, I love him, but youll always be the love of my life 🫶
user62,, CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN THE PADDOCK!! — yourusername,, CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU ASWELL!!
summary: the asutralian grand prix is right around the corner and oscar's face is everywhere in melbourne, his ex girlfriend can't help but miss him (he misses her too)
folkie radio: if you know me you know i'm a sucker for an exes to lovers trope, and honestly this one is one of my faves i've ever done. ENJOY AND LEAVE FEEDBACK
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram back home for a bit... needed some time to reset & breathe. been writing loads lately - the songs are just pouring out 🌊 feeling more inspired than ever tbh. can't wait to share what i've been working on with u all soon. huge thank u for all the love lately, means more than u know xx
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username1 BABYYYY
username2 i'm happy she's home and surrounded by love
sabrinacarpenter miss ur face already 😭 these songs are about to end lives fr
chappellroan THEYRE NOT READY FOR WHAT'S COMING!!! also pls come back to LA soon i'm dying without u
username3 chappellynbrina is a forever thing
username4 the way melbourne gp is gonna be so awkward next month...
└ username1 why does everyone have to make everything about that 🙄 let them live
└ username2 no fr like can we focus on the music instead
username5 oscar ain't shit anyway, ur so much better without him queen
└ username3 y'all don't even know what happened, stop being toxic
└ username6 they literally both asked for privacy can u respect that maybe
alexandrasaintmleux being home suits u sm! can't wait for the new era
└ username2 once a wag always a wag
username7 THE BREAKUP ALBUM IS COMING AND IM HERE FOR IT
username8 take all the time u need but also pls drop a song soon we're starving 😩
lando yooo text me when you get the chance !
└ username1 THEIR FRIENDSHIP LIVES
└username2 oscar piastri you can't break this one
username9 some of y'all are being so mean for no reason, they were cute together and now they're not, it happens
username10 manifesting a collab with sabrina on this album 🕯️
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oscarpiastri Last few days of prep before heading home for the season opener. Ready 💪
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username1 THATS MY BABY GOAT
username2 we're so taking that wdc this year
lando looking a bit weak mate might need another few months of training
└ oscarpiastri stick to gaming mate
└ carlossainz55 Children, behave 😂
└ username1 THIS INTERACTION
username3 we're so back. man's entering his thirst trap era and we love to see it
└ username1 healing through gym pics, real
username4 the transformation from rookie to absolute unit we love to see it
username5 melbourne's gonna go crazy for him
└ username2 the city will be pretty much covered with his face
username7 the post-breakup glow >>>>>>
username8 bro said watch me get faster AND hotter
username9 yn is stronger than me bc i definitely would've given him another chance
georgerussell63 Looking strong 💪🏼
└ lando but still slower than me
└ oscarpiastri We'll see about that mate
└ username3 WHAT IS LANDO'S PROBLEM
aussiegp Our hometown hero getting ready to give us a show 🇦🇺
username10 YN GET BACK WITH HIM I BEGGG
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definitelynotyn not me stalking his instagram at 2am with a glass of rosé in hand... why he gotta post gym pics looking like THAT 😭 someone take my phone away fr because what if i do something stupid like text him rn???? also why does he have to look so good while training I HATE HIM
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shortandbrina girl DELETE instagram rn i'm not joking!! calling u in 2 mins
└ definitelynotyn too late i already watched his story 3 times help
midwestprincess this is why we don't drink wine alone bestie... coming over with ice cream and we're watching mean girls
└ definitelynotyn pls hurry before i do something stupid like listen to our playlist
livbedumb first rule of breakups: BLOCK THE GYM PROGRESS POSTS!!!! trust me on this one
└ definitelynotyn but what if i just want to check if he's doing okay 🥲
└ gracieeeeee she's lost it completely someone intervene
arithegood not me literally writing a song about this exact situation last week 💀 wine drunk stalking is universal bestie
└ definitelynotyn pls send me the song i just know it'll hurt so good
phoebenotbuffay okay but like... we've all been there 😭 remember when i almost texted #him after he decided to walk around in those short shorts
└ definitelynotyn at least urs wasn't wearing race suits that make his arms look like THAT
whostaylorswiftanyway time to write a song about it bestie x
└ definitelynotyn already got three verses and a bridge done ngl
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f1updates Melbourne is getting ready for the Australian GP! The city is covered in @/oscarpiastri billboards and posters as they prepare to welcome their home hero
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username1 imagine being yn trying to get coffee and boom there's your ex's face on a 50ft billboard 💀
username2 the way you literally can't escape his face anywhere in the cbd this week
username3 the way this gp would've been so different if they were still together... remember last year?
└ username1 they were the cutest in the paddock
└ username2 pls she probably won't even be in melbourne this year
username4 our boy is everywhere and we love to see it!!
username5 the promotional team really said oscar piastri world domination
username6 the billboards are giving everything they need to give tbh
username7 maybe she should drop the breakup album during race week for maximum chaos
└ username1 now that would be iconic behavior
└ username3 the way the charts and the podium would be fighting for his attention
username8 MELBOURNE IS OSCARLAND
username9 imagine not being an oscar fan rn… or worse, being his ex
username10 CAN SOMEBODY THINK OF OUR GIRL YN
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oscarpiastri Seems like there's a few of me around Melbourne at the moment... has anyone noticed? 😅
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username1 OSCAR FUCKING PIASTRI
username2 HE DID NOT
lando bit of an upgrade for the city tbh
└ oscarpiastri Better than your face mate
username3 OH HE'S MESSY FOR THIS ONE
└ username1 posting this RIGHT after her story i'm screaming
username4 he chose violence today and i'm here for it
mclaren Our guy's everywhere! Can't wait for the weekend 🧡
└ username2 admin pretending they don't see what's happening here
username5 THE TIMING OF THIS POST??? someone's feeling petty
username6 he really said "oh you can't escape me? let me show you why" 💀
georgerussell63 Just ran into your face in the airport
username7 the way he probably had these pics ready and WAITED
username8 bro saw her story and chose chaos
danielricciardo looking good mate! although i remember when it was my face everywhere 👴
└ oscarpiastri Times change old man
username9 it's giving "oh you miss seeing me? here's more" energy actually
username10 focusing on the important stuff: he looks good in every single billboard
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yourinstagram missing tour life so much today! can't wait to get back on the road and see all your beautiful faces again 💕 thankful for the memories we've made together x
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username1 MY GIRL I MISS HER
username2 the way she posted this exactly after THAT story... we see you
└ username3 damage control era
troyesivan SUPERSTAR 🤩🤩
username4 girl we know what (who) you're really missing
└ username2 not her trying to distract us 😭
username5 we're not fooled bestie but we support you
sabrinacarpenter miss you too angel!! ❤️
└ yourinstagram love you sabs 🥺
username6 NOT THE DAMAGE CONTROL POST
username7 WE NEED A TOUR ASAP
gracieabrams I miss being on the road with you 🥹🥹
username8 EVERYONE TALKIG ABOUT OSCAR HELP
username9 can we talk about how good she looked on tour though??
username10 the way she's probably sitting with sabrina rn planning damage control posts
└ username11 the group chat must be WILD right now
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definitelynotyn well. something just came in the mail and i think i might actually throw up. universe really said "you thought that instagram story wasn't enough embarrassment for one day?"
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shortnbrina GIRL CHECK YOUR TEXTS RN
└ definitelynotyn I'M HAVING A CRISIS
midwestprincess the way i SPRINTED here when you texted
└ definitelynotyn help what do i do
└ midwestprincess BREATHE FIRST
gracieeee wait is that what i think it is? 🏁
└ definitelynotyn 🙃🙃🙃
└ gracieeee OH MY GOD????
livbedumb the timing… someone's been plotting
└ definitelynotyn don't. i can't think about that.
maddiebeer okay but like… are you going?
└ definitelynotyn MADS PLS I'M ALREADY SPIRALING
└ maddiebeer that's not a no 👀
arithegood manifesting a rain delay so you have to stay longer
└ definitelynotyn I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED IF I'M GOING
└ arithegood sure jan
phoebenotbuffay imagine if you'd actually posted this on main too
└ definitelynotyn DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT
└ phoebenotbuffay too soon? 😂
dulapeep at least you have time to plan outfits
└ definitelynotyn NOT HELPING
└ dulapeep the green dress. trust me.
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oscarpiastri Close. Bring on tomorrow
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username1 THATS MY BABY GOAT
username2 oscar piastri man of few words
username3 pole position if he was still with yn
mclaren Our home champ 🧡
username4 OKAY CHAT DO WE THINK YN WILL ATTEND THE RACE??
└ username1 maybe focus on racing?? this isn't about his ex
lando sorry about that
└ oscarpiastri Should've just let me keep it
username5 can't help but think about yn in parc fermé for his win tomorrow but they're not together anymore
username6 HES WINNING TOMORROW THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN CHANGE THAT
charles_leclerc An existential crisis later
└ carlossainz55 Let him breathe
└ username1 HUUUH WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
username7 brb listening to yn's songs about him.. specially lover
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definitelynotyn watching from my couch because apparently i'm the biggest coward in the universe. the pass is literally staring at me from my coffee table. i hate myself.
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shortnbrina GET IN YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW
└ definitelynotyn I CAN'T
└ shortnbrina YES YOU CAN I'M CALLING YOU AN UBER
midwestprincess GIRL THERE'S STILL 40 LAPS YOU CAN LITERALLY MAKE IT
└ definitelynotyn and then what?? walk in mid-race??
└ midwestprincess YES EXACTLY LIKE A MAIN CHARACTER WOULD
livbedumb not you watching his every move on tv when you could be there
└ definitelynotyn this is less scary ok
└ livbedumb is it though??
maddiebeer remember when you said you'd never be that girl who's too scared to face her feelings?
└ definitelynotyn low blow mads
whostaylorswiftanyway THE PASS IS RIGHT THERE GO GET YOUR MAN
└ definitelynotyn STOP YELLING AT ME
└ whostaylorswiftanyway NO
gracieeee remember when you said his note was the sweetest thing ever? remember crying about how much you missed him? but sure stay on your couch
└ definitelynotyn this is emotional manipulation
definitelynotyn FINE YALL WIN. CALLING A CAR RN
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definitelynotyn we did some talking. then we did some kissing. then we did some more talking. then we did some more kissing. might have cried a bit (him too). wearing his sweatshirt again. life's funny sometimes.
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midwestprincess OH GOD FINALLY
gracieeee I'M SOBBING
leclercccccc FINALLY you accepted the follow request
└ definitelynotyn oh my god
└ leclercccccc i helped with the speech you know
└ notoscarpiastri mate.
└ leclercccccc you're welcome btw
landitooooo took you both long enough bloody hell
└ notoscarpiastri says you
└ landitooooo oi what's that supposed to mean
└ shortnbrina no idea really
└ definitelynotyn lando norris and sabrina carpenter... there's stuff you need to explain
arithegood THE TIMELINE HAS BEEN RESTORED
└ definitelynotyn dramatic much
└ arithegood says the girl who showed up mid-race
whostaylorswiftanyway I expect a full debrief tomorrow but I'm happy for you my girl
notoscarpiastri Can we go back to the kissing?
└ definitelynotyn please
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popbuzz YN AND OSCAR PIASTRI SPOTTED TOGETHER IN MELBOURNE
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username1 THE SWEATSHIRT THE SWEATSHIRT THE SWEATSHIRT
└ username2 SHE'S WEARING HIS CLOTHES AGAIN
username3 FROM SPINNING OUT TO BREAKFAST DATES IN 24 HOURS
└ username2 character development at its finest
username4 IM GOING TO CRY THEY'RE BACK TOGETHER
username5 Sources say he went to her place last night...
└ username1 and didn't leave 👀
username6 I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY REALLY GOT BACK TOGETHER
username7 this is proof that crying over your ex on main actually works
username8 YN IS A WAG AGAIN OMFG
username9 everybody say thank you australia gp billboards with oscar's face
username10 OSCAR LOVE SONGS ARE SO BACK
username11 WE WON SO HARD
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oscarpiastri Home race took some unexpected turns both on and off track. P9 wasn't the result we wanted, but somehow still ended up winning this weekend.
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username1 HE'S SOOOO
username2 LOST THE RACE BUT GOT THE GIRL??
lando mate that's actually smooth
└ oscarpiastri Learned from the best
mclaren We'll take this kind of victory too 🧡
username3 THE THIRD PICTURE IM SOBBING
username4 mans really said forget p9 i got the girl
username5 HE'S SO BOYFRIEND WE'RE SO BACK
nicolepiastri ❤️
username6 OSCAR PIASTRI THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
username7 oscar's guide to get back with your ex with just ten simple steps
sabrinacarpenter FINALLY !!! OUR GIRL CAN STOP MOPING AROUND
└ chappellroan now we need oscar's friend to grow some balls too
SUMMARY: She’s always been the good one until she snapped. She dropped out, left her toxic boyfriend, and went wild in Vegas… only to wake up as Mrs. Verstappen. Now she’s caught between who she was and who she’s becoming.
PAIRING: max verstappen x reader
W.C: 1.2K
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Her breath hitched in her throat, pulse thundering in her ears before she turned.
It was Lando.
“Jesus Christ...” she exhaled, pressing a hand to her chest. “Don’t ever do that again, you scared the shit out of me.”
Lando immediately stepped back, palms up. “Sorry, I called your name, but you didn’t answer.”
She glared at him, her heart still racing. “You could’ve… not grabbed me.”
He laughed weakly. “Yeah, fair point.”
A pause. Then, quieter: “So, you figured it out. The whole ‘Bob’ disguise didn’t last long, huh?”
She scoffed. “Oh, please. Bob? That’s the best you could come up with? Almost as bad as Franz.”
He cracked a grin, but it didn’t last. His expression shifted. “Listen, I’m sorry to bring this up, but someone called one of my mechanics today. Asking about you.”
Her face dropped. “What?”
“Yeah. Said you ran away. That your family’s a mess. That your dad’s sick.” He hesitated. “They said a lot of stuff, honestly. Personal stuff.”
She stared at him, numb.
The hallway suddenly felt smaller. The air tighter.
“Who would even say something like that?” she asked, voice thin.
“I don’t know,” Lando admitted. “The guy said he ‘knew you from before.’ Sounded pretty angry.”
Her throat burned.
Of course someone would. People always did. It was easier to make her the villain than to admit they never understood her.
“Right,” she muttered, forcing a smile. “Well. Thanks for letting me know.”
“Hey, I didn’t mean to...”
“It’s fine,” she cut him off sharply. “Goodnight, Lando.”
And she walked away before her voice could break.
She shut the door behind her and leaned against it, trying to breathe. The echo of her own pulse filled her ears. The city outside blinked in orange and blue calm, distant, untouchable.
She changed into her hoodie, wiped her mascara with the sleeve, and stared at herself in the mirror.
Who even was she now?
The girl in the reflection didn’t look like someone who used to stay up studying anatomy till 3AM, drinking cheap coffee and scribbling notes in the margins. She looked…unfamiliar.
When she left, she thought she was saving herself.
But lately, it just felt like she traded one kind of pain for another.
She’d tried to tell them, her parents, her professors that she couldn’t do it anymore. That every day felt like drowning. But they never listened.
It was always “you need to push through”, “don’t throw your future away.”
No one ever asked what she wanted.
So she walked away.
And now, the world had turned her choice into entertainment.
***
She sat on the edge of the bed, eyes burning, breathing uneven. For a moment, she thought about calling someone Max maybe, but… no. He had enough on his plate already. She didn’t want to sound weak. Not again.
So instead, she grabbed her phone.
Her thumb hovered over Instagram. She scrolled. Laughed once, forced. Scrolled again.
And then she saw it.
On the screen was a post. A collage of photos: her in her white coat, sitting in a classroom, smiling beside her old classmates.
"Guess she found a faster way to get famous. Not all heroes wear scrubs .”
She stared at it, eyes wide. Thousands of likes. Tens of thousands of comments.
“She quit medicine to be a trophy wife.”
“Women like this ruin everything.”
It didn’t stop there.
Someone had dug up her old student email. Someone else had tagged her parents’ Facebook. Her father’s name was trending.
Her chest tightened. Her breathing stuttered.
This wasn’t supposed to happen.
There were people who defended her, of course.
But even they couldn’t deny that everything happened… fast.
Like, too fast.
In one moment, everyone knew Max was single and in the next, he was married. Weird.
For a second, she wondered… why did she even agree to this?
This fake marriage. This mess.
It was supposed to be easy , a short deal, a cover-up, a way out. Not… this. Not headlines, not hate, not the feeling that every breath she took was being watched and judged.
Maybe she should end it.
Maybe it wasn’t too late to call it off, to say it was all a mistake.
Because that’s what it felt like, wasn’t it?
A mistake.
She’d escaped one hell, the constant pressure at home, the endless expectations, the life she could barely breathe in just to fall straight into another.
Now, instead of her family tearing her apart, it was the social media.
What was she thinking?
They’d met three weeks ago.
Three weeks.
And now, somehow, they were pretending to be husband and wife.
Playing house in front of millions.
Smiling for cameras, holding hands for headlines.
She covered her face with her hands, chest tightening.
If this was happiness, then maybe she didn’t deserve it.
Because every time she reached for it, the world seemed to rip it away.
Maybe people like her weren’t meant to be happy.
Maybe that was the price for wanting more than she was allowed to have.
By the time she dropped the phone, her hands were shaking so badly she could barely see straight.
***
Max was still in the debrief when his phone started buzzing non-stop.
He saw everything.
The screenshots, the threads, the comments, the hate.
He didn’t even finish what he was saying to his engineer. He just stood up, muttered something like “I have to go”, and left.
He didn’t knock when he reached her door, just opened it.
And there she was.
Sitting on the floor.
Curled up, knees to her chest, hands trembling.
Her phone lay face down beside her.
“Hey,” Max breathed, crossing the room in two steps. “Hey, look at me.”
She didn’t. Her eyes were glassy, unfocused. Her breathing shallow, erratic.
He crouched down in front of her, voice trembling. “You’re okay, you’re okay, just breathe, okay? Look at me.”
She didn’t answer. Her lips moved, but no sound came out.
So he reached out, carefully, and touched her hand. It was ice-cold.
She flinched.
He froze, then said, quieter, “It’s me. It’s just me.”
When her eyes finally focused on his, something inside him broke.
Her face was red from crying, her lashes wet, her whole body shaking.
“I didn’t want this,” she whispered, voice raw. “I didn’t ask for any of this, Max.”
He swallowed hard. “I know.”
“No, you don’t!” she snapped suddenly, her voice cracking. “You don’t get it! You still get to be you! But me?” She let out a laugh that sounded more like a sob. “They think I used you! That I’m some kind of gold digger who threw away everything for fame!”
Her words hit like shrapnel.
He shook his head, his own voice breaking. “That’s not...”
“You have no idea what it’s like to lose everything you worked for just because people decided you’re not worth listening to!” She slammed her palm against her chest. “I tried, Max! I tried to make them proud. I tried to be perfect. But it was never enough!”
Tears blurred her vision again. “And now… they’re all laughing.”
He didn’t say anything. He couldn’t. So he did the only thing his brain could come up with, he moved closer, awkwardly wrapping his arms around her.
For a second, she went stiff. Then her walls crumbled.
Her body collapsed against his shoulder, and the sobs came ugly, shaking, unfiltered.
He held her tighter. “I’m so sorry,” he murmured, again and again, even if sorry wasn’t enough.
She gasped for air, voice muffled against him. “It’s my dad, Max… He’s sick. I didn’t want him to see all this, I didn’t want him to know...”
Her words dissolved into another sob.
“I know,” Max said softly. “I know.”
They stayed like that for minutes or hours, maybe. Time didn’t feel real anymore. Just her shaking breaths, his arms around her, the faint hum of the city outside.
Then, finally, she pulled back, eyes red, voice hoarse.
“Why are you… patting me like that?” she asked, confusion breaking through the fog.
He blinked. “Like what?”
“Like I’m a cat,” she said, sniffling.
He froze mid-motion, realizing his hand was literally patting her shoulder. “Oh. Uh...shit. Sorry. That’s what I do when my cats are upset.”
She let out a shaky laugh, half-exhausted, half-relieved. “You’re… horrible at comforting people.”
ʙᴀʙʏ ʙʟᴜᴇꜱ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ - Max has been cheating on his wife with Kelly Piquet and is exposed when a pregnancy announcement is put on Instagram. (series) ❤️
ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ - Max and his new wife are getting comfortable with the honeymoon life, though not before something will shake them up. (series)
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴛᴄʜ ʟɪᴏɴ - Max and reader live double lives as drivers and Hitmen, using one career to disguise the other. Welcome to Monaco, agent.
ʙʀᴇᴀᴋꜰᴀꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴘɪᴏɴꜱ - “Red Bull and an ibuprofen isn’t an appropriate breakfast.”
ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴɪQᴜᴇ - Max doesn’t think he needs a massage because he regularly gets sports therapy but definitely doesn’t mind something less professional.
ᴛʜɪɢʜꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ - Max’s thighs are looking particularly good on a media day shoot. ❤️🔥
ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜɪɢʜꜱ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ - Max loves your thighs just as much as you love his, he loves them around his head, mostly. ❤️🔥
ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ - Max is considering retirement now that he’s got a baby on the way, much to his father’s probable dismay.
“ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴏʟᴅ!” - Reader’s celebrity crush is Pedro Pascal and Max can’t understand why. ❤️
“ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ ꜱᴏᴜʟ!” - Max begins to get jealous of reader’s huge crush on Pedro Pascal, they’re basically the same person!
“ʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴄᴋ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ!” - During a press session Max accidentally calls Lewis ‘Pedro’, which leads to a confrontation about Pedro’s place in the relationship.
“ɪᴛ’ꜱ ꜱᴏꜰᴛᴄᴏʀᴇ ᴘᴏʀɴ!” - Max’s gf is obsessed with the new Pedro Pascal Vanity Fair photoshoot and he’s getting sick of her crush.
Charles Leclerc - CL16
ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ - It’s rookie Y/N’s first secret Santa with the grid and the gift is absolutely perfect.
ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ - Summer break means going anywhere there’s a quiet beach and relaxing in each others company without much effort.
ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʟᴀᴘ - The reconciliation of parents during a divorce because their little one wants to try karting for the first time.
ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴀꜱᴇ - Charles likes to take his time working you through it, over and over and over again.
ʜᴏꜱᴘɪᴛᴀʟ ʜᴏʟɪᴅᴀʏꜱ - Charles has an accident when hanging Christmas lights at home for the holidays.🎄
Lando Norris - LN4
ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ - Lando’s never been downstairs past 9pm on Christmas Eve (it’s tradition) until he has a baby of his own to set gifts out for.
ɪʙɪᴢᴀ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ɪᴛ - Lando takes charge of planning a summer holiday for himself and Reader for the first time and it’s not the first choice of destination.
ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ - Lando wants to be treated like a winner post race. ❤️🔥❤️
ꜰᴀꜱᴛ & ꜰɪʟᴛʜʏ - Lando and the PR assistant have a sneaky post-race rendezvous after a less than stellar performance on track.
ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ - You try Lando’s monster for the first time and it’s absolutely not your cup of Monster.
ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢ 🇺🇸 - Lando promises in a moment of self reflection to marry you after his maiden win, it comes sooner than expected.
ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇʀ - Liam Lawson’s (single mum) older sister loses sight of her little one for two seconds, only to find her in the safe arms of Lando Norris. 📸
ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘʟᴇꜱꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ [ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴘᴀʀᴛ 1] - While solo travelling you bump into a group from a nearby hostel who invite you out for drinks and you meet a handsome brunette with a cheeky smile.
ꜰᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ [ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ, ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2] - Plans to meet Lando fall through but he gives you a second chance, even introducing you to a friend (again).
Lance Stroll - LS18
ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ꜰɪɢᴜʀᴇ - Lance is sick and tired of people saying he doesn’t deserve what he’s got - he wants to be a good dad too someday. ❤️🔥
ʙᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ - Lance isn’t feeling very good about the 2025 season and you need to reassure him.
ᴀ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏᴠᴇ - Reader accidentally lets Fernando’s secret slip when speaking to his teammate. [platonic]
ʙᴀʙʏ’ꜱ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴘᴀᴅᴅᴏᴄᴋ - Lance’s wife and their new baby make their first appearance in the paddock for Monaco a few months after the birth. 📸
ɪɴ ꜱɪᴄᴋɴᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ - Lance juggles caring for his daughter and his sick partner.
Daniel Ricciardo - DR3
ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ɴᴏɴꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ - Sabrina Carpenter is a woman of the people, getting trending actress Y/N to star in the Talking Nonsense music vid with Daniel.
ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ - Daniel doesn’t know what to do with himself after he leaves racing behind so he takes up a new hobby.
ᴏᴜᴛʙᴀᴄᴋ ɴᴏꜱᴛᴀʟɢɪᴀ - Daniel didn’t want a birthday party but the two of you find a way to celebrate anyway.
ɪ’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏᴡ - Some creep gets pushy at a bar in Mexico and your boyfriend steps in to rescue you.
Fernando Alonso - FA14
ᴀ ᴡʜᴇᴇʟ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏᴠᴇ - Reader accidentally lets Fernando’s secret slip when speaking to his teammate.
Oscar Piastri - OP81
ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ, ꜰᴜʟʟʏ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱ - A late night voice call wakes Oscar the night before the race, leading to sleeping together despite the distance. ❤️
ᴘʀᴇ-ʀᴀᴄᴇ ʀɪᴛᴜᴀʟ - Oscar finds lingerie shopping to be the perfect way to unwind before the stress of a race weekend.
ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀ ʀɪꜱᴋʏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ - Oscar gets an earful after acting like a brat during the British Grand Prix and sulking on the podium.
Lewis Hamilton - LH44
ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛ - Reader comes home to find Lewis flat out on the floor with their daughter getting creative. ❣️
ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ʀᴏꜱᴄᴏᴇ - Lewis’ little girl takes after him with creative fashion and her model of choice is Roscoe.
ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴ - Lewis takes care of you after getting sunburnt spending hours in the pool on holiday.
ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ ꜱᴇɴᴛ - Fashionista Lewis’ girlfriend will be walking for the fall Victoria’s Secret show and he’s supporting from the front row. 📸
Esteban Ocon - EO31
ᴀ ᴄᴏᴍꜰᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ - Esteban reveals a surprising hobby when he brings you to his childhood home in Normandy. ❣️
Carlos Sainz - CS55
ᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ - Headcanon about Carlos being a pussy eating champ ❤️🔥
ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ - Carlos is the kind of boyfriend who always notices your pretty nails being painted a new colour.
ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱʜᴀᴅᴏᴡꜱ ᴅᴀɴᴄᴇ - Nothing else seems to matter when the lights go out, Carlos just pulls you closer within the dance.
ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ - Risky touches in a parking lot post-date could lead to being caught, not that Carlos minds.
George Russell - GR63
ʀᴀᴄɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ - An unexpected turn sees a PR relationship blooming between a Formula 1 pilot who needs to seem more fun and a popstar who needs to seem more mellow.
The 2025 Rookies - (and other drivers)
Liam Lawson - LL30
ꜰᴏᴏᴛꜱᴛᴇᴘꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪʟʟ - Christian Horner’s daughter is dating newly signed RBR driver - is that why Yuki didn’t get the seat? 📸
ʟɪʙᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀʙᴜʙᴜ - Liam steals your labubu from your purse and takes pictures of it on holiday at the Canadian GP.
Isack Hadjar - IH6
ʜᴏʟʏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʙɪᴄᴇᴘꜱ - Isack’s biceps are just too big to ignore and you make it clear that you like them. ❣️
ꜱᴜɴɴʏ ɪɴ ᴍᴏɴᴀᴄᴏ - Isack Hadjar is a controversially young dad and brings his little one to Monaco after being unable to secure a babysitter, finding one in his media girl instead. ❤️
ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴘᴀ? - While filming some Spa-Francorchamps tiktoks it becomes clear that Isack is the star of the VCARB media show for one reason.
Franco Colapinto - FC43
(ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ) ꜱᴛᴀʀꜱ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇꜱ - Franco can’t give as much time to fans now that he’s in F1 so you make trinkets for him to give them. ❣️
Kimi Antonelli - KA12
ᴜɴᴘʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ & ᴜɴᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ - After months of distance after a shock pregnancy, Kimi comes back to you.
Arthur Leclerc -
ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʀᴋ - Arthur finally makes the move he’s been meaning to at Charles’ birthday party.
MULTIPLE DRIVERS INCLUDED -
ᴍᴀɴᴄʜɪʟᴅ! - The drivers as a moment in Sabrina Carpenter’s Manchild music video.
summary: lando’s favourite time of day is nap time, and he does everything he can to make it home in time
warnings: none, very fluffy!
a/n: i know im so bad with updating now, life is insane for me but i promise ill be trying to get more done, this is bad and short but 🥲🩷
The house was quiet, it was another rainy day in London but the sound was almost enough to lull you to sleep along with little 3 week old Amelia Norris. The absolute apple of both yours and Lando’s eyes, she was the most special gift to your family.
Everyday around four in the afternoon Amelia would go down for another nap, though mostly all she did was eat and sleep, Lando never missed an afternoon nap time with his little angel.
Lando had been gone all day doing press and taking a few meetings with the team, and it was nearing four now, but you weren’t worried.
Lando never missed her afternoon nap.
Amelia was changed into a comfy onesie, her soft sleep pillow nestled in the middle of your king sized mattress. Though you didn’t co-sleep, these naps were an exception, mainly because you stayed awake and let the father daughter duo have their rest.
“I’m here! I made it!” came Lando’s voice softly as he came into the bedroom, a soft smile on his face seeing you just finishing putting her sleeper on.
“Perfect timing baby, as usual..”
Before picking up his little girl he came to you, leaning down to press a gentle kiss to your lips, his hand rubbing up and down your back.
“How was today Lan?”
“Long, tiring and boring..just wanted to be here with my girls all day”
Smiling you handed him his sweatpants to change into
“Well now you’re here and can spend the rest of the day loving on us hmm?”
Lando couldn’t agree more, once he’d gotten rid of his dirty clothes from the day he pulled on his sweatpants and picked up the now sleeping Amelia.
“Hi my angel…daddy missed you so much”
Seeing the Brit cuddle her to his chest was enough to make you swoon, he was the best dad to her, so gentle and protective, a daddy’s girl she’d be there was no doubt about it.
Laying her softly down on her sleep pillow he pulled a little quilt over her before getting comfy on his side of the bed, one arm laying over the pillow, careful not to disturb the sleeping baby.
After getting into your own comfortable clothes you joined the two, of them in bed, leaning your back against the head board as you pulled your book from the bedside table. It was almost comical how quickly Lando could fall asleep, but it made you smile.
“Sleep well my loves…” your voice softly filled the space around you.
Lando had never missed a nap time, and he didn’t plan to anytime soon.
Where Milo turns out to be more supportive than his dad
W. C: 2k
A/N: Milo has become a constant in my Lando fics, but since I don't see anyone complaining, I will keep on including him
MASTERLIST
The night was still. The kind of stillness that should be soothing, but instead, it felt heavy and uncomfortable. You shifted again, trying to find a position that didn’t make your back scream in protest. It was nearly impossible. Every time you thought you had it, your bladder demanded attention or a new wave of nausea rolled through you.
You tried to be as quiet as possible, not wanting to disturb Lando more than you already had. His breathing was steady and deep beside you, the sound normally a source of comfort. But tonight, it only highlighted how restless you were. You turned again, hoping to find that elusive comfortable spot, but it was no use.
Around 3 AM, you got up for what felt like the fifth time. You shuffled to the bathroom, your swollen feet aching with every step. After relieving yourself, you wandered into the kitchen, craving something to eat. Anything to soothe your grumbling stomach and kicking baby. You grabbed a banana and slowly made your way back to bed, hoping this time you wouldn’t disturb Lando.
But as you slipped back under the covers, Lando stirred and sat up, rubbing his eyes.
“Again?” he mumbled, his voice tinged with irritation.
“Yes, again,” you snapped back, unable to contain your frustration anymore. For the past few days, Lando's been complaining about your midnight adventures around the house as his sleep schedule struggled as much as you did if not even more. At first, you didn't say anything, apologizing and closing your eyes in an attempt to fall asleep. However, as the days passed you felt like your were getting lonelier by the hour and evem more responsible for your fiancé's discontent with the situation in your own home, the sleepless night and constant tossing and turning.
“I’m pregnant, Lando. It’s not like I’m enjoying this.”
“Well, I’m not getting any sleep either,” he retorted. “I need to be in top shape during the season. This lack of sleep isn’t helping. No wonder I haven't been able to get anything done for the past week. It's useless.”
His words felt like a slap in the face. Tears welled up in your eyes before you could stop them. You felt overwhelmed, emotional, and incredibly vulnerable.
“You think I don’t know that?” You choked out. “You think I want to be up all night? I can’t help it! Im supposed to enjoy my pregnancy and relax as much as possible before our baby arrives! In reality, I'm feeling guilty and responsible for both mine and your inability to rest well! ”
Milo, sensing the tension and seeing your tears, started barking at Lando, tugging on the leg of his sweatpants as if to say, “You upset mom! Fix it!”
“Great, now I’ve upset the dog too,” Lando muttered, but his anger was already dissipating, replaced by guilt. He looked at you, seeing the tears streaming down your face, and his heart broke a little.
You didn’t wait for him to say anything else. You grabbed a blanket and headed to the spare bedroom, which was soon to be the baby's room. You moved as quickly as possible, your belly preventing you from moving with your usual pace. The room was quiet, and the rocking chair near one of the windows looked inviting. You opened the window next to you to let some fresh air inside the room. You settled into the fluffy cushions on the chair, pulling the blanket around you. Seconds later, Milo trotted into the room after you. He lifted himself onto his back legs, his front paws supporting his weight against the upholstery of the chair.
You lifted the little man onto your lap, smiling as he snuggled against your belly as if he knew you needed comfort.
''There hasn't been a day during which I've regretted your arrival into our lives, my tiny love." You said as you caressed the soft fur between his floppy ears. Milo's cold nose occasionally bumped against the palm of your hand as he sniffed around.
The tears flowed freely down the cold surface of your face, silent and hot in contrast. You stroked Milo's fur, the rhythmic motion helping to calm you down. The rocking chair creaked softly as you rocked back and forth. The movement seemed to help soothe your loud inner voice that kept producing negative thoughts one after another.
Some time passed, and you weren't sure how long. The door creaked open, and you saw Lando standing there, his expression mixed with regret and sadness.
“Baby, ” he whispered, stepping into the room. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to snap at you. I’m just…I'm stressed. But that’s no excuse.”
You looked up at him, the tears still glistening in your eyes. “I’m trying, Lando. This isn’t easy for me either.”
He knelt beside the chair, taking your hand in his. “I know, love. I know. I’m an idiot. I should be more understanding. Please come back to bed. You need your sleep. We'll solve this in the morning, okay?”
You nodded, wiping your tears. “Just… don’t forget we’re in this together, okay?”
He leaned in and kissed you, soft and gentle, his lips lingering on yours. “I promise. Come back to bed? We can figure this out together.”
You stood up slowly, Milo jumping down to the floor. Lando wrapped an arm around your waist, guiding you back to your bedroom. The bed felt warm and inviting, and as you settled back in, Lando pulled you close as much as your protruding belly allowed him.
Milo jumped onto the bed, curling up at your feet where he usually spent his nights. Lando kissed your forehead, his hand resting on your growing belly.
“Goodnight, baby. I love you” he whispered.
“Goodnight,love you too.” You replied, feeling his warmth and love surrounding you as sleepiness began to take over your tired body.
The morning light streamed through the curtains, casting a soft glow over the room. You woke up feeling a bit more rested, your body still aching, but your heart felt a little lighter.
Lando was already awake, propped up on one elbow, watching you with a soft smile. “Good morning,” he said, brushing a strand of hair from your face.
“Morning,” you replied, smiling back. Milo stretched out beside you, having moved up on the bed during the night , now wagging his tail lazily.
“How are you feeling?” Lando asked, concern etched in his eyes.
“Tired, but better,” you admitted. “Thank you for coming to get me last night.”
“I’ll always come for you.” He said, his voice full of sincerity. “We’ll get through this together.”
You spent the morning in bed, talking and laughing, enjoying the calm before the chaos of the day. Milo provided endless entertainment, his antics making you both laugh.
That evening, after a long day of preparing the nursery and spending quality time together, you were exhausted. You fell asleep as soon as your head hit the soft surface of the pillow. Lando stayed up a little longer as his mind kept wandering.
He looked over at you, your face serene in sleep, and his heart swelled with love. He gently placed his hand on your belly, feeling the slight movements of your growing baby.
“Hey, little one,” he whispered softly, not wanting to wake you. “I know I need to be better for your mom. She’s doing so much already, and I need to support her more. She needs her sleep, and I shouldn’t have been so harsh.”
Milo tilted his head, watching Lando with curious eyes before settling back down. Lando chuckled softly, patting Milo’s head.
“We’re a team,” he continued, his voice barely above a whisper. “Your mom, Milo, and me. We’re going to be a great team, and we’ll always be here for you. I promise to be better.”
He leaned in and kissed your belly, then your forehead, before settling down beside you. Milo snuggled up at your feet, the three of you finally finding a moment of peace.
As you slept, you felt Lando’s hand still resting on your belly, his presence a comforting anchor. The journey ahead might be filled with challenges, but with Lando’s love and support, you felt ready to take on the journey of being a parent.
