#forobviousreasons

[eric-sadahire]

Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.

It’s called a thesaurus.

[fossilsandrelics]

I haven’t gone back to read Harry Potter since Rowling was exposed as a human piece of garbage. However, there is a line from that I literally think of nearly every single day:

[pmstuff212]

Even the squirrels are afraid of this poisonous beauty #untouched #forobviousreasons #mushrooms #newyork #northeast #fungi #beautifulbutdeadly (at Mamaroneck, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1L29jhhEPy/?igshid=55nmzuf7ezlu

[iamnathannah]

So what are we thinking on this plate; irony, or the DMV decided to humor these folks and allowed it knowing this would eventually be mocked on social media? 😉 #notagsneeded #forobviousreasons

[tdubb17]

It's like you're driving a car with a very sensitive accelerator; the slightest touch makes the car race forward, but the cars brakes are unreliable 🖤 #ineversmile #forobviousreasons #snapchatfilterstho

[browndogdesignstudio]

An #artlovers #christmas - best card I have received so far for #forobviousreasons

[vincyspeaks]

Took the kids' phone for snapchat, now we can't stop laughing #forobviousreasons #idontevenknowwhatanimalthisis #funnyfilters

[zanecarney]

Used this song today in a guitar lesson and felt like we all might need to hear it 🗣 I know that I rarely sing on my IG and need to change that swiftly 🏃🏻 Comment below with what you'd like me to sing tomorrow ⚡️ ps, I know it's been a tough (read: scary) 48 hours for a lot of us, but I'm thankful to be out of the fear and at least somewhat in the solution - songs like this help me do that 🙌🏻 If you're in NYC, I'll be seeing you at @boweryballroom on Saturday, Nov. 19th and am probably gonna do this as my cover, all things considered...ticket link in my bio it ya haven't grabbed them yet 🎟 #acrosstheuniverse #johnlennon #beatles #cover #forobviousreasons (at Los Angeles, California)