#turnsout

[eric-sadahire]

Why do you never let the singer drive the gig van?

Because he can never find the right key.

[vmarinelli]

When you have to transport someone else's massively expensive—and also just massive—game ("Too Many Bones") across town on your bike? You err on the side of using ALL THE BUNGIE CORDS. (Also in your head there's that "rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby" song, only it's 'bike' instead: "Don't tip the bike over…"). #toomanybones #incrediblyHEAVYbones #turnsout (at Portland, Oregon)

[eric-sadahire]

The final results are in... I painted 811 coasters last year.

Thank you all for the support and inspiration!

I hope I made your days better with my humor and thoughts.

[eric-sadahire]

You call yourself "esoteric" but I visited the astral plane and nobody knew you.

[eric-sadahire]

If an octopus is called an octopus because of its eight limbs, what would you call an octopus with only seven limbs?

An amputee.

[eric-sadahire]

The end of the world already happened with the dinosaurs...

we are the post- apocalyptic monsters.

[eric-sadahire]

In Japan, they have lactation bars offering human breast milk...

It's called Mother's milk bar/Bonyu bar.

$18 gets you a shot, and $46 gets you the nipple.

[eric-sadahire]

If you stop giving a clown attention they will stop performing