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Embiggened here:
The reason big boob characters in my world don't experience shoulder pain is because one of the gears in the planet's core that control the laws of physics has a chipped tooth. No one is interested in fixing this.
Goblins will mount massive invasions in order to kidnap the best scientists of the world in order to ask the single most important question in their culture; "What is soap and how can we benefit from it?"
The "waifu wars" was a twenty year long period during which multiple dwarven nations engaged in civil war over which Alfar (cyborg elf) mecha pilot was the sexiest. These wars only ended when the two pilots came out as being in the same polycule and were planning to get married.
Lucky Cakes are a pastry item made of rice and filled with various flavorings. Lucky cakes are traditionally given to people as a form of wishing them good luck on an upcoming challenge, such as a test or a job interview. Lucky Cakes were initially created by the toy company Lavacycle to promote one of their superheroes, Tyranno, taking inspiration from an internet meme that her butt was lucky and that rubbing it would spread that luck. Tyranno would later go on to become queen of Asheland after beating the snot out of the previous king and killing him, possibly with her butt.
There is a star, called the speeding star, that moves across the night sky much faster than any other celestial body, including the local sun and the planet's four moons. This star actually took the form of a cosmic truck and is currently being driven through the cosmos by a goblin who thinks he's working a normal package delivery job. Also, the stars are sapient.
