mortalarchive

sperm race winner of 99' he/him

[surskip]

recently i was looking at the most downvoted posts on r/stoicism

[tatzelwurming]

“you win some you lose some” Well At This Point I’d Like For Us To Start Winning Some

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[catnoli]

tomato shark 🍅 this is a sticker reward for my silly mail members who sign up before june 1st!

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[my-dailydreams]

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[the-catholic-inkling-deactivate]

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

[goth-queen]

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

[ruinedchildhood]

Pretty fun weapon to draw

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[catchymemes]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[cristian-dante94]

[optical-trapping]