#foundational

[newsbrand]

See the baby New Bawlins who won the Baby Crawl Race at the SmoothiebKing Stadium held by New Orleans Pelicans

He was the only child who started racing and finished. He understood the assignment

[theliteralbear]

Al Jourgensen and Trent Reznor

[okokokay-uh]

[justdreamsandmusic]

just an edit of Dr. Clef's Seminar, "Reality Benders & You: How to Survive when Existence Doesn't;"

"I want you to reflect back on that moment when you realized what was happening. Do you remember that feeling of helplessness? Do you remember what it felt like to realize that reality no longer existed, and you were nothing but toys for a hostile will that controlled EVERYTHING?"

"Remember that. And hold onto it the first time you're about to go up against a Reality Bender. If you ever think that, maybe, you can contain them? Or maybe they can be reasoned with? Remember what it felt like when you were tripping balls and nothing was real."

"Then kill that motherfucker before he knows you're even there. You're all certified now. Class Dismissed."

[acorpseinthisbed]

The Cement Garden

[baby-xemnas]

japanese fans are so right they saw that scene of bepo sleeptalking and answering and saying sorry with law just SMILING QUIETLY and were like ah yes this man is a mega-pervert.

[babythegod]