#fowlfest2022

[anastaciusarklov]

Some more things I found that remind me of Artemis Fowl characters.

Artemis

Opal

[shortace]

[tarchey]

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

Artemis went to space solely out of spite of being told he's not allowed.

He will occasionally find Perseverance (the latest Mars rover) and show off to the NASA engineers. Sometimes he hacks into the steering system of Perseverance and let's her drive him around in circles.

NASA has no idea what he's doing up there. But they're mostly terrified. He will send them cryptic emails with pictures of different rocks and eventually someone figures out that the first letter of the rock names spell out "I FOUND IT". No one sleeps that night.

[sinigangrobot]

🦄 Day 4 🦄

I don't know if I can do the rest of Fowl Fest at this rate, got exams to study for lol SO as penance for dipping out early, I did my best with this prompt. Tried to go all out.

The Supernaturalist x Artemis Fowl

Aug. 29 Colfer Crossover!

#fowlfest2022 #fowldom

[fan-enby-anonymous]

First batch of memes

[a-boy-too-weird]

[witherydithery]

Artemis Fowl as Things People in my Household Have Said

Butler: “There’s nothing faster than a baby that has seen something it wants to put in its mouth and isn’t allowed to.”

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Beckett: “If I took away pieces there'd be less than 80! That’s so many.”

Myles: “Fewer.” 

Beckett: “It’s less than. It’s too many! I can’t count that high!”

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Young Artemis: ”What do you think the Lollipop Guild does? “

Tim: “Make lollipops?”

Young Artemis: “Oh. I thought it was just a fun name and they did something wholly unrelated.”

Tim: “Oh, they’re a front for the mafia.”

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Holly, driving: “I want to take a nap.”

Artemis: “Well not now.”

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Artemis: “I have made an error in my schedule.”

Holly: “However will you survive? “

Artemis: “I won't. I’ll perish right here.” 

Holly: “Please don’t. You’re funny.”

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Opal: “I don’t think you know how long it takes someone like you to die.”

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Juliet: “Describe a milkshake.”

Beckett: “Bugjuice and turtle poo but the bugjuice is Kool-aid and the turtle poo is chocolate chips. The ice cream is vanilla and caramel with chocolate swirl.”

Juliet: “How many boys do you estimate your milkshake bringing to the yard?” 

Beckett: “3.5.”

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Holly: *tries to decide between finger guns or a thumbs up and almost ends up flipping someone off. *

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Opal: “I already ruthlessly murdered one child when all I had was wooden stuff”

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Abbot: “Have you ever drawn blood?” 

No. 1: “Of course! I colour. It’s a hobby”