Phrases I've heard over the year at Uni:
"Paying 9k for problems I could get for free"
"What is motivation? Is it purchasable?"
"Why is there a folder on his computer labelled foot?!" "I think it's best we don't question it..."
"OH BASIC INFORMATION! AH YES..... SO BASIC....help me"
"Motivation, motivation, wherefore art thou motivation"
"Whose the geezer that keeps breathing in the mic" "did you not hear? Vader is taking Biomed"
Just my entire uni class singing the alphabet...
"Who the fuck named them self Tiger the Tiger?!"
"Aparently your hair dryer isn't supposed to smoke!"
*weird moaning sound?* "please can you guys mute yourselves, I'm hearing things I probably shouldn't hear"
"We have created a black hole for brain cells"
"Its like skin N shit right??" "Skin... and shit?!"
"John believes in me more than I do. Oof."
"Wait why should my arse get used to the pain?! Am I going to get pegged later" "HOLD UP?!?!?" "WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" "HOLD UP?!?!" "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY MY BRAIN CAME UP WITH THAT!!"
"You people turn carrots all the time" "English²"
"Hold your microscope like a baby kitten. Snuggle it."
"It looks like alien sperm." "Did he just say alien sperm?!?"
"I've never thought about the logistics of a foot fetish...."
"Malfunction in the function of the kidneys function" "I think we know you're talking about function..."
"Is it possible to get too low of a similarity score?! Like I've written a whole load of bullshit that doesn't even make sense?!?!" "I think you're overthinking this..."
"There better not be any kanoodling going on" "did you just use the word kanoodling?-"
"Wait so Virus's aren't alive beings with malicious intent?"
"I just wanted to eat my crunchy corn flakes in peace, now I'm looking at photos of moldy food"
"Money saving tips, shave your head and you won't have to pay for hairdressing"
"A women in her 30s have a 100% chance of becoming pregnant" "um what" "THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT TO SAY-"
"I'm dying, in two ways. Literally and for a cup of tea"
"Why does the text look like its moving" "aren't you Dysl-" "YES, I know I'm dyslexic but that doesn't happen to me!! The font is weird-"
"I don't want too see any more" "take off your glasses then" "I can still see- How blind do you think I am?"
*random yelling on mike* "family am I right?" "My brother didn't get the PS5"
"Freddies hips don't lie"
"If i have to pay 80p for a freddo, I swear I will burn the fucking shop down. Its what Freddo would have wanted"
"How would you kill me? Come on! Be honest! It's your chance to tell your lecturer how you'd kill them! Get creative!"
"Wait say that clearer" "WHAT IS A GSHWOEBDÙ" "WHY the FUCK are you yelling" "AREN'T YOU HARD OF HEARING" "YES- but Yelling and being clear ARE NOT THE SAME THING. I'm asking you to announcate- NOT YELL AT ME" (I never found out what that word was-)
"Why don't you get your friend without anxiety to do it?" "I am the friend without ANXIETY"
