authors note: proper fic because i am not drunk
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summary: wendigo hurts us, the boys are concerned so we fuck
co-wrote with @mxilkyways , thank you so much for this! you’re gonna ask me what i’m doing and it’s called crediting you for your hard work 🥰🥰
the wendigo gives us big scratch
we go bacj to motel, dean cursing as he drifves
the door closes, the boys face us
what the frick?!?! tgqrt whas bit xiii, ma.
i did what i had to do, come lick jp my blood, freak. ok
desan licks our wound with his sexy, active tongue, while sam crouces down, wrapping his arms around our leg, mosnimg.
but baby you're injured, i dont want to hurt you, let me make you all better okay?
dean p0uts you flat on the bed, spread like butter on a quality, fresh slice of white bread. he setlles over you, sam on hus back like a monkey, as they both stare down at yu hungrily.
they bite like vampires, hungry and needy. as they do this, it summons prince charming from shrek.
im hot, and i have good hair. my lips are cherry flavoured, want to taste?
mmmm yes please dean sighs, leaninfg in. prince charming and dean move to the other bed, makimng passionate love. mmmcherry, CHREERY.
you aere so fucking hot i wanna lick you all over, giving you everything you want, just top me and fuck me already i need you more than i need air to drink. please.
i have been waiting for you to day that, i wanna rail you and hold you and pull yiur hsir and put me uop into yorur lungs, trust me im that big.
come get this sexy, i say.
wait i gotta make a tweet, get the fuck off me sam.
w-what? no, pay attention to me.
no, my fans need me, i must make a semi-problematic tweet that will have the internet spiralling and half of. it turning against me, please, let me do this, its critical to the development of my career.
baby no, just talk to me.
i cant over the moans of dean and prince charming, they loud af.
lets go somewhere private.
no i wanna join. chaerming, let me top you, and i can pull those luscious locks to a new dimension, fairy godmother dont have to know ok
let me unravel you like the layers of an onion, my prince. let me shove my dronkey sized strap on up your dragon sized badussy, king.
yes, my maginifcant queen - i will let you penertrate me.
what about me? dean whines as his weaping weanus sits erect against his breasts
yes, you will get attention too dean, now go annally fuck sammy while i tweeet about prince chaerming and i
my tweet: 'i love my prince charming he is so humble, i fuck him like no other, sammy and dean are fducking nedxt to me but i ignore, thus me previal, i look at my golden retriever boyfriend above me, the cherry scent filling my synapses. a medieval meal, please. he says right away ma'am and takes me straight to pound town in a land far, far away.'
10k reblogs in 10 mins. #iconic
ok now u can fuck me. proceed sire.
his rather large genetalia broke forth my vaginal ducts and penertrated me. i could thus feel every vein and protrusion amgong his beast as he rapidly thrusted into thy vagine. his sire's hips sputter as hsis seed fills my walls, childering swimming in my hole.
sam - we stop. im having a vision.
prince mr sexy charming will murder us all!!!
seize him dean states in that sexy dominant tone of his.
the clothed fly back on our bodies. sam, are you sure?
no but his monster cock :(((((
he dies bc dean strangles him.
sam reads my mind. i can read minds too, purify yourself you fucking dirty slut.
sam pours holy water on me, and i burn.
