#friend rules

[iwritealldaylong-blog]

Friend Rules

You can’t leave me to deal with my life by myself.

I’m broken enough as it is.

I don’t need another piece of me to go missing.

[bansheeswithraptors]

It has come to my attention that I've fallen for someone that is for all intents and purposes off limits to me. The worst part is that I believe this is the person I am supposed to spend the rest of my life with. Unfortunately even bringing it up, much less acting on my feelings could completely annihilate my oldest and dearest friendship. It is a choice between one happiness or another.

[ohshitiguess-blog]

When you find a really funny post On your dash but the you realize your friend posted it and you don't do anything because it will look like your copying them. Like you get 2 free likes and repost but over that is too much

[cerebraloxy]

Rules for Being a Friend...

Not that there are actual rules of course.. But yeah. Here are some rules that I was thinking of if there were any. Just for fun.  NUMBA ONE) Thou shalt not speak to me of thy's vagina problems. Seriously, I'm your friend and I want you to talk to me about your problems. I like to help. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS AND CAKE please don't talk to me about your vagina. Ever. I don't want to know what's going on down there, it's gross and you need to handle it lol. NUMBA TWO) Thou shalt not lie to me. In any form. Like not even white lies. Not by omission either. Just tell me what's up so I know how to plan accordingly or whatever.  NUMBA THREE) Thou shalt try to understand when I need my space. If I don't want to hang out, it's probably because I'm mentally exhausted or have work to do. Sorry I'm not that person who can never do any work and get straight A's haha. Don't take it personally if I'm not joining in every day of the week. NUMBA FOUR) Thou shalt not use or eat or borrow my things without asking FIRST. Thou also shalt not steal my shit. For real.  Standard? I think yes.  So yeah. Don't talk to me about your vagina issues. :] 

[samantha-blush-blog]

friend rules

Friend rules

1.)    Girls first! chicks before dicks!

2.)    No ditching friend for boyfriend

3.)    No dating ex’s. The only exception you can go out with a friends ex is: After the amount of the time the couple were together ( e.g if they went out for 6 months you WAIT 6 months.) to ask for permission to date him

4.)    .If you wan't to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.

5.)    If a guy your friend is into asks for your number, you are to deny it and walk away, and/or slip him your friends number while saying, "I think she is more your type, you should call her".

6.)    In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.

7.)    When dating; a girl should find time to speak, comfort and hang out with her girl friends

8.)    never let your friend leave the house looking hideous.

9.)    Remain equally loyal in good & bad times.

10.) Always do what you say you will do

11.) Keep their secrets a secret. No exceptions!

12.) Always be an optimist, never a naysayer

13.) be honest, but don’t be mean.

14.) Consider their point-of-view before trying to get them to see yours.

any more?

[aimeski-blog]

Friend Rules 101 #1

There are rules to telling your friends things.

For example, if you tell them you like a boy/girl you MUST immediately back this up with a pic of said person or provide your friends with this person full name. It's 2011 people, the internets sole purpose is for friends to stalk potential partners of their besties. It's just the way it is.

Needless to say I'm spending my afternoon patiently waiting for a boys full name, he better be pretty and he better have plenty of FB pics I can view.

I'm a little bit excited :)