fuck

[weavemama]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[0fthem0untains]

have yet to see a better analogy

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

[breelandwalker]

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

[qi-mera]

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

[kyraneko]

Didn’t Scar get killed by the hyenas, who turned against him when he tried to throw blame at them while begging for his life?

The equivalent would be Trump cornered by both Obama sisters on the White House roof (yes, while it’s on fire, I can totally believe that Trump will somehow lead to the White House catching fire at some point) insisting that “we’re all friends against the Republican establishment, it’s their fault” and Sasha and Malia quote one of Trump’s tweets back at him to tell him to get the fuck out; Trump scurries away and runs right into Pence and Cruz. 

“Our fault, is it, Donald?”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Alternatively, since Scar originally gained the support of the hyenas by promising them a better life with lots of food, Trump is clearly going to fall off the roof of the White House into the arms of the Republican base that voted for him because he promised them a better economy.

[damnitrj]

Okay but then who’s going to dress in drag and do the hula?

[urboyrosanov]

Joe Biden??

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

Definitely Joe Biden.

[poesss]

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[screencap-central]

[black-culture]

[temilasha]

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.

[ohshitiguess-blog]

For that fuck boy

[bruises-for-tomorrow]

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

[ohshitiguess-blog]

@itsonlyironic

[giselleknowles7]

[eldu-deactivated20190211]

if anyone EVER asks why you like beyonce or they say they don’t understand the hype… just show them this 

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[kvotheunkvothe]

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

[chillsexual]

This is mE

[ladyprydian]

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

[justgot1]

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

[ohshitiguess-blog]

Always me

[kaldwinss]

[illumahottie]

Shut the fuck up

[jovan]

I’m so sick of this website

[bob-belcher]

[bluegrasshole]

why is it humans not humen

[deepblooded-deactivated20180213]

bc “human” comes from a latin root (homo > humanus > humaine > human) and “man” (and thus “men”) comes from a germanic root (mann > man) 

so you get humans, not humen, since “humans” doesn’t play by germanic rules

[bluegrasshole]

look at that i asked a question and i got an answer THANKS

[garden-of-succulents]

English isn’t a language, it’s three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.

[ohshitiguess-blog]

When I was in middle school I got my first dick pic sent to me.

[stability]

[frankoceanfanclub]

first of all, fireflies by owl city is a banger

[charminglyantiquated]

a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

[grypphix-deactivated20160423]

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS IT IS THE CUTEST THING

[justfunnyreblogs-deactivated201]

Tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef, That I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him.

An ancient proverb (via motheryeezy)

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]