#friendnemies

[sssumi16]

Black haze

-by yong yong

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*before the final battle*

Peter: Are there any around this table who will join me?

Danny: I believe in the world you will build

Miles: It is now my turn to repay you.

Flash: There is no one that I would rather die for.

Luke: I think we have no chance. But I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

Amadeus: Your enemies are my enemies.

Stan: If you need an old man.

Ava: You know the answer.

*everyone but Sam is standing*

Peter: Nova?

Sam: No, I don’t really fancy it.

Peter: You don’t have a choice, Sam.

Sam: Fine.

*Sam and Peter smile at each other*

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Sam is an annoying wiseass who tends to make everyone he meets want to kill him. And when I have that much in common with someone, I can’t help but like him a little

Peter

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Luke: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Sam: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Ava: Peter tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Sam: 1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting you

Peter: THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

Sam: VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

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Peter: I lost my teammate, Sam. Can I make an announcement?

Mall supervisor: Yes, of course.

Peter: *leans into microphone* Goodbye you little shit.

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Sam: Woah, wait. It’s me

Peter: Prove it

Sam: You’re a dick

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Sam: Excuse me? who made you the boss of the group?

Ava: you did

Luke: you said “Spidey should be boss”

Danny: And then you said “Let’s vote” and it was unanimous

Ava: And then you made him this little plaque that said “boss of us”

Danny: you put sparkles on it...