(re: my cake)
It is a carrot. It also has some matches on it in the shape of a "D" for "Darren Criss." It was supposed to say "Happy Birthday," but I didn't have any frosting & used food coloring instead, but it kind of leaked everywhere & ended up looking like blood. It also has some candles on it that Blainemouse ate when she escaped a few months ago, she apparently dragged out a bunch of birthday candles & mauled them, because all my candles had holes in them. And there are gummy bears to represent me & Kaley, BUT THEN BLAZE CAME OVER ALSO, so I guess the bloody-looking food dye will have to represent Blaze, SORRY, BLAZE.
We have a complicated past, you know how those things go (or maybe not, I dunno. I dunno how they go half the time.). He lives in my hometown, so he is four hours away.
